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I hope those were vastly different days for you
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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I hope those were vastly different daysfor you

I hope those were vastly different days
for you

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I hope those were vastly different days for you.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:49
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
The day I found out about blow jobs, it was a pivotal day of my life. It was... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
The day I found out about blow jobs, it was a pivotal day of...
I remember the date actually, it was September 11th, 2001, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I remember the date actually, it was September 11th, 2001,
At first I go, "Blow job? Blow? Do you blow on it?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
At first I go, "Blow job? Blow? Do you blow on it?"...
No, I didn't... I couldn't believe you have to like suck it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
No, I didn't... I couldn't believe you have to lik...
You have to like French a dick. I was like you... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You have to like French a dick. I was like you...
I thought I could, maybe like, mwah, like peck it, but you got to French it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I thought I could, maybe like, mwah, like peck it, but you g...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
[crowd laughing]
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
[crowd laughs]
Like, stick whatever you want down there, I can’t taste it, okay? - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Like, stick whatever you want down there, I can’t taste it, ...
So, I was like, "Who cares about my vagina? - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
So, I was like, "Who cares about my vagina?
Like, I can't believe you would put a dick there." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Like, I can't believe you would put a dick there."
And you like... You kind of go, "Maybe I don't have to do it, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
And you like... You kind of go, "Maybe I don't hav...
'Cause I knew homeplate was sex, and if I ever wanted to have sex, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
'Cause I knew homeplate was sex, and if I ever wanted t...
You can't skip a base, if you want kids you're going to have to suck some dicks - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
You can't skip a base, if you want kids you're goi...
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughs]
Sex made sense 'cause it makes kids. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Sex made sense 'cause it makes kids.
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
[crowd laughs]
[Nikki giggles] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[Nikki giggles]
Not today, but it's going to happen. I..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Not today, but it's going to happen. I..."
I feel like, you know when you find out about dying and you're like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
I feel like, you know when you find out about dying and you&...