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I kept sleeping with guys I liked, 'cause I liked them
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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I kept sleeping with guys I liked,'cause I liked them, and then I would fall for them,and...

I kept sleeping with guys I liked,
'cause I liked them, and then I would fall for them,
and I was like, "This is a pain in the ass."
'Cause they don't text you back and it's just like, uh, it's annoying

Full Transcript

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I kept sleeping with guys I liked, 'cause I liked them,
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and then I would fall for them, and I was like,
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"This is a pain in the ass." 'Cause they don't text you back
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and it's just like, uh, it's annoying.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:27
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
I'm just tired of screenshotting conversations - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
I'm just tired of screenshotting conversations
None of these are delivered, we kind of think he blocked you, so..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
None of these are delivered, we kind of think he blocked you...
I was like, "Oh, I'll only have sex with guys - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I was like, "Oh, I'll only have sex with guys
So, I pick a guy with like a necklace, right, like a dangly outer necklace. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
So, I pick a guy with like a necklace, right, like a dangly ...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughing]
Girls, we've all slept with guys with necklaces, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Girls, we've all slept with guys with necklaces,
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs]
I really feel a little bit hoodwinked by you at this moment, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I really feel a little bit hoodwinked by you at this moment,...
Them's the rules." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Them's the rules."
Which is good, though, because during the sex - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Which is good, though, because during the sex
And they always have a dumb reason for their necklace, too. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And they always have a dumb reason for their necklace, too.
"It's my grandfather's dog tags. Hold it close." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:19
"It's my grandfather's dog tags. Hold it clos...
I would have like a little whore's skip in my step. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I would have like a little whore's skip in my step.
Like, "I just banged, and I don't even care if I hear from him. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Like, "I just banged, and I don't even care if I h...
We do exist, right" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
We do exist, right"
"I love his necklace. Like I... love necklaces, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
"I love his necklace. Like I... love necklaces,
Like, I made fun of him for that necklace, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:15
Like, I made fun of him for that necklace,
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs]
Oh my God, I wonder where I'm going to store my necklace - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Oh my God, I wonder where I'm going to store my necklac...
Oh my God, I bet when he's ready for me to move in with him, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Oh my God, I bet when he's ready for me to move in with...