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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I know there are some bitches that are late for their flights tonightin here, too

I know there are some bitches that are late for their flights tonight
in here, too

Full Transcript

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I know there are some bitches
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that are late for their flights tonight in here, too.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:50
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
I know you're out there. I see you at the gym locker room. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I know you're out there. I see you at the gym locker ro...
There's a lot of hermit crabs looking for new shells. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
There's a lot of hermit crabs looking for new shells.
I really did, 'cause you watch porn and you're like, "Where's my vagina?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I really did, 'cause you watch porn and you're lik...
That's not... None of these look like mine. I have a..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
That's not... None of these look like mine. I have a......
Do you want to make one with me?" That would have been nice. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Do you want to make one with me?" That would have been ...
That feels great." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
That feels great."
If you do, there's a giant bush in front of it, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
If you do, there's a giant bush in front of it,
And now, mine has to be like out, you have to have like, here it is! - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And now, mine has to be like out, you have to have like, her...
No hair and everything's out, and guys make fun of vaginas like ours. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
No hair and everything's out, and guys make fun of vagi...
Cold cut combo." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Cold cut combo."
You nailed it. That's what it looks like and it's funny. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You nailed it. That's what it looks like and it's ...
Sometimes, as a vegan, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Sometimes, as a vegan,
But I'm just tired of caring. It's just... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
But I'm just tired of caring. It's just...
I feel like pretty good, 'cause I've done a lot of work up here - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I feel like pretty good, 'cause I've done a lot of...
[Nikki and crowd laugh] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
[Nikki and crowd laugh]
I didn't start masturbating till I was 28, 'cause I quit Zoloft. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I didn't start masturbating till I was 28, 'cause ...
Yeah, I was on Zoloft for like my whole adult life, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Yeah, I was on Zoloft for like my whole adult life,
Oh my God, I had my first real orgasm off Zoloft and I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Oh my God, I had my first real orgasm off Zoloft and I was l...
Like, a 28-year-old woman behaving like an 11-year-old boy, truly. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like, a 28-year-old woman behaving like an 11-year-old boy, ...
You know you hear these stories from guys that are like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
You know you hear these stories from guys that are like,