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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I never could squirt and I wanted to, 'cause I think it's sucha cool power move

I never could squirt and I wanted to, 'cause I think it's such
a cool power move

Full Transcript

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I never could squirt and I wanted to,
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'cause I think it's such a cool power move.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:16
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
Like, just to just dump a quart of water on a guy's bed and be like, "Peace." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Like, just to just dump a quart of water on a guy's bed...
[crowd claps and laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
[crowd claps and laughs]
Because clits and penises are pretty much the same thing, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Because clits and penises are pretty much the same thing,
So, what you really need to treat it like, is like go down on a girl - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
So, what you really need to treat it like, is like go down o...
I know that feels weird to say and to even do, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
I know that feels weird to say and to even do,
You're so gay! That's the gayest shit I ever heard. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You're so gay! That's the gayest shit I ever heard...
[crowd clapping and laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd clapping and laughing]
So, when you... So, next time you go down on a girl, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
So, when you... So, next time you go down on a girl,
Just latch on and don't let go until the captain sprays you off. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Just latch on and don't let go until the captain sprays...
You'll drown. [crowd laughs and claps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
You'll drown. [crowd laughs and claps]
And I'm like, "Take it all." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
And I'm like, "Take it all."
Is that feminism? [crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Is that feminism? [crowd laughing]
[cheers from the audience] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[cheers from the audience]