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I really didn't, you know, and then he turned that canvas around
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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I really didn't, you know,and then he turned that canvas around and my dad was like,...

I really didn't, you know,
and then he turned that canvas around and my dad was like, "That's great.
Oh my God, it's uncanny." And my whole family was like,
"Woah! Nik, it's you." I'm like, "Really? Okay, I didn't know
I had buck teeth and bushy eyebrows, a Founding Father haircut

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I really didn't, you know, and then he turned that canvas around
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and my dad was like, "That's great. Oh my God, it's uncanny."
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And my whole family was like, "Woah! Nik, it's you."
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I'm like, "Really? Okay, I didn't know I had buck teeth and bushy eyebrows,
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a Founding Father haircut...
Duration
19 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:11
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
A tiny bicycle." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
A tiny bicycle."
Listen, I kind of had an idea that I wasn’t that cute, you know. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Listen, I kind of had an idea that I wasn’t that cute, you k...
Never went through an awkward phase, she was just so stunning. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Never went through an awkward phase, she was just so stunnin...
She literally would stop traffic, when I pushed her in front of it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
She literally would stop traffic, when I pushed her in front...
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs]
And I'm the second prettiest sister and then there isn't another one, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And I'm the second prettiest sister and then there isn&...
People would stop my mom as a child - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:22
People would stop my mom as a child
You're going to be a model train enthusiast, probably. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You're going to be a model train enthusiast, probably.
I think you should start collecting soon, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
I think you should start collecting soon,
And you can get away with a pretty obvious wink, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And you can get away with a pretty obvious wink,
But just don't single out one child as cuter than the other, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
But just don't single out one child as cuter than the o...
I was okay with that at first. I was just like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
I was okay with that at first. I was just like,
And at that time, guys started to take interest - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And at that time, guys started to take interest
But the problem was, the second I thought that maybe I wasn't so ugly up here, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
But the problem was, the second I thought that maybe I wasn&...
I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed suitcase. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed suitcase.
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
[crowd laughing]
I know there are some bitches - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I know there are some bitches
I know you're out there. I see you at the gym locker room. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I know you're out there. I see you at the gym locker ro...
There's a lot of hermit crabs looking for new shells. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
There's a lot of hermit crabs looking for new shells.
I really did, 'cause you watch porn and you're like, "Where's my vagina?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I really did, 'cause you watch porn and you're lik...