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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

If I would hook up with the guy,I would go right from making out, and I'd be like, "Let's...

If I would hook up with the guy,
I would go right from making out, and I'd be like, "Let's fuck." And it wasn't cause I like,
"Loved a dick in me." I'm just like,
"This is the easiest thing to do." [crowd laughs] And I'm good at it

Full Transcript

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If I would hook up with the guy, I would go right from making out,
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and I'd be like, "Let's fuck."
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And it wasn't cause I like, "Loved a dick in me."
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I'm just like, "This is the easiest thing to do."
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[crowd laughs]
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And I'm good at it.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:35
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
I like doing things I'm good at. Girls like doing things they're good at. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I like doing things I'm good at. Girls like doing thing...
I just am, and I know that's braggy, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I just am, and I know that's braggy,
And as a whole, I think... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And as a whole, I think...
As a whole as a hole, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
As a whole as a hole,
It's the easiest. I never understand when girls are like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
It's the easiest. I never understand when girls are lik...
What's in it for you?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
What's in it for you?"
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
[crowd laughs]
We do, right, girls? You have to get a guy off, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
We do, right, girls? You have to get a guy off,
I grew up in a generation of women who went through a course - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:15
I grew up in a generation of women who went through a course
You have to see it through or you're like a selfish cunt. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
You have to see it through or you're like a selfish cun...
[crowd laughs and claps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
[crowd laughs and claps]
Like, "I will." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like, "I will."
It's a severe pain that I could inflict on a man - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
It's a severe pain that I could inflict on a man
And the pain, apparently, girls, we can't even understand it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And the pain, apparently, girls, we can't even understa...
We can't. Physiologically our bodies - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:14
We can't. Physiologically our bodies
That's kind of in that range. So you go, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
That's kind of in that range. So you go,
So, you blow him or you fuck him, 'cause you're like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
So, you blow him or you fuck him, 'cause you're li...
It's a feeling, and I will validate that. It is just like a... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
It's a feeling, and I will validate that. It is just li...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
[crowd laughing]
[crowd continues to laugh and clap] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
[crowd continues to laugh and clap]