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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I'll sit on you." And I'll just sit on that,and I'll put Buzz up here, and then I got...

I'll sit on you." And I'll just sit on that,
and I'll put Buzz up here, and then I got something inside me
that I'm working like this, and I just... It's too much going on

Full Transcript

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I'll sit on you."
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And I'll just sit on that, and I'll put Buzz up here,
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and then I got something inside me that I'm working like this,
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and I just... It's too much going on.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:30
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
I always feel like a one-man band. Eventually, I'm just like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I always feel like a one-man band. Eventually, I'm just...
[imitates instrument] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
[imitates instrument]
There should be a monkey on my shoulder with a tambourine like collecting coins - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
There should be a monkey on my shoulder with a tambourine li...
Ironically enough, Dick Van Dyke - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Ironically enough, Dick Van Dyke
So, I need all those elements to really get me there. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
So, I need all those elements to really get me there.
I’ll sell it to you, ladies, if you’re not into it, you’re about to be. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I’ll sell it to you, ladies, if you’re not into it, you’re a...
No, I'm just kidding it’s fine, just leave it. What are you doing?” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
No, I'm just kidding it’s fine, just leave it. What are...
You make it look like a struggle, like, “Oh no! Oh!” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
You make it look like a struggle, like, “Oh no! Oh!”
And you go, “Oh no! I can’t see you, how am I going to come?” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
And you go, “Oh no! I can’t see you, how am I going to come?...
[crowd laughs and claps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs and claps]
But bondage porn, it's always like in a cellar - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
But bondage porn, it's always like in a cellar
I don't understand why there always has to be a guy with a welder's mask - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I don't understand why there always has to be a guy wit...
And I'm just like, "Be nice!" Like, she's invited all these dudes over. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And I'm just like, "Be nice!" Like, she'...
You guys... One of you showed up late, there's nowhere for your dick to go now. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You guys... One of you showed up late, there's nowhere ...
And so... I hate that guy. He's always just like, "Where do I go?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And so... I hate that guy. He's always just like, "...
We're all going to be very dehydrated after this." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
We're all going to be very dehydrated after this."
Then Tony's just like hitting his dick on her shoulder, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Then Tony's just like hitting his dick on her shoulder,
And it's just like, "Look inside yourself, Tony. Why were you late?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And it's just like, "Look inside yourself, Tony. W...
You don't need to use every single part of her... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You don't need to use every single part of her...
Gangbangs, like, I love gangbangs, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Gangbangs, like, I love gangbangs,