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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I'm here to...If someone hasn't had sex before, I'm here to tell you before he comes,about...

I'm here to...
If someone hasn't had sex before, I'm here to tell you before he comes,
about five seconds before he comes, he turns... Every man turns into Vincent D'Onofrio's character
in Men In Black

Full Transcript

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I'm here to... If someone hasn't had sex before,
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I'm here to tell you before he comes, about five seconds before he comes,
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he turns... Every man turns into
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Vincent D'Onofrio's character in Men In Black.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:56
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
You know the... That's every man is on his way to that. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You know the... That's every man is on his way to that.
[Nikki gasps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[Nikki gasps]
[Nikki pants] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[Nikki pants]
I don't know any liquids." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I don't know any liquids."
Oh God, again. So naive, 'pee'. " [crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Oh God, again. So naive, 'pee'. " [crowd laug...
Pee has the consistency of like a Gatorade, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Pee has the consistency of like a Gatorade,
I know it's gross, but when you like... These are facts and... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I know it's gross, but when you like... These are facts...
When you spell it out like that, aren't you, girls, aren't you just like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
When you spell it out like that, aren't you, girls, are...
Like, we're so strong. Like, we... can do anything. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Like, we're so strong. Like, we... can do anything.
I couldn't believe about that liquid. I was just like, "That is awful. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I couldn't believe about that liquid. I was just like, ...
Where does it come from?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Where does it come from?"
It's so gross. The liquid's so gross, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
It's so gross. The liquid's so gross,
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughing]
I just... It just kept getting worse. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I just... It just kept getting worse.
And that's where you find out you get to exercise your right - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And that's where you find out you get to exercise your ...
[crowd laughing, Nikki exhales] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughing, Nikki exhales]
That's... And that's a right Congress will never take from us, ladies. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
That's... And that's a right Congress will never t...
You have two choices, you can spit or you can swallow. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You have two choices, you can spit or you can swallow.
I knew what I was gonna do. I was registered as a spitter - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I knew what I was gonna do. I was registered as a spitter
I knew I was gonna spit, because I knew about girls who spit - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
I knew I was gonna spit, because I knew about girls who spit