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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

I'm just tired of screenshottingconversations between men who will never love meand...

I'm just tired of screenshotting
conversations between men who will never love me
and myself, and sending them to my friends
to be like, "What's he thinking?" And they're like, "Nothing.
It's all blue, Nik

Full Transcript

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I'm just tired of screenshotting conversations
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between men who will never love me and myself,
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and sending them to my friends to be like, "What's he thinking?"
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And they're like, "Nothing. It's all blue, Nik.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:36
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
None of these are delivered, we kind of think he blocked you, so..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
None of these are delivered, we kind of think he blocked you...
I was like, "Oh, I'll only have sex with guys - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I was like, "Oh, I'll only have sex with guys
So, I pick a guy with like a necklace, right, like a dangly outer necklace. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
So, I pick a guy with like a necklace, right, like a dangly ...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughing]
Girls, we've all slept with guys with necklaces, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Girls, we've all slept with guys with necklaces,
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs]
I really feel a little bit hoodwinked by you at this moment, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I really feel a little bit hoodwinked by you at this moment,...
Them's the rules." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Them's the rules."
Which is good, though, because during the sex - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Which is good, though, because during the sex
And they always have a dumb reason for their necklace, too. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And they always have a dumb reason for their necklace, too.
"It's my grandfather's dog tags. Hold it close." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:19
"It's my grandfather's dog tags. Hold it clos...
I would have like a little whore's skip in my step. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I would have like a little whore's skip in my step.
Like, "I just banged, and I don't even care if I hear from him. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Like, "I just banged, and I don't even care if I h...
We do exist, right" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
We do exist, right"
"I love his necklace. Like I... love necklaces, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
"I love his necklace. Like I... love necklaces,
Like, I made fun of him for that necklace, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:15
Like, I made fun of him for that necklace,
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs]
Oh my God, I wonder where I'm going to store my necklace - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Oh my God, I wonder where I'm going to store my necklac...
Oh my God, I bet when he's ready for me to move in with him, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Oh my God, I bet when he's ready for me to move in with...
And we'll be in bed on like a Sunday morning, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
And we'll be in bed on like a Sunday morning,