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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

"Evacuate caves!" Like I

[imitates an alarm wailing] "Evacuate caves!" Like I

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"Evacuate caves!" Like I...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:03
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
I can get wet. I just... Dry humping. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I can get wet. I just... Dry humping.
I could ride a knee into the goddamn sunset. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I could ride a knee into the goddamn sunset.
A knee clad in denim and I can just get up on it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
A knee clad in denim and I can just get up on it.
Like Don Quixote up in this bitch. I love dry humping. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like Don Quixote up in this bitch. I love dry humping.
I want to invent a move called The Reverse Santa, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I want to invent a move called The Reverse Santa,
They face you sitting down, you get on their knee. You grind it out. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
They face you sitting down, you get on their knee. You grind...
They call you a good girl, and then you take a picture. And that's... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
They call you a good girl, and then you take a picture. And ...
[crowd laughs and claps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughs and claps]
[crowd cheers and continues to clap] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
[crowd cheers and continues to clap]
Like just keep it dry before it's wet. I think dry humping's great. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like just keep it dry before it's wet. I think dry hump...
We all are wearing jeans now, like this, that have like a seam... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
We all are wearing jeans now, like this, that have like a se...
Right where the seams meet there's like a bump. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Right where the seams meet there's like a bump.
That's the name that Levi Strauss gave it in his blueprints for the original 501s. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
That's the name that Levi Strauss gave it in his bluepr...
But that's good, you use that and just... That's a huge bump there. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
But that's good, you use that and just... That's a...
He put it a little low, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
He put it a little low,
Just like, "Oh, he thought it was where the hole is." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Just like, "Oh, he thought it was where the hole is.&qu...
Sometimes I look down there, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Sometimes I look down there,
You got to be sucking clit. Do you guys know about that? - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You got to be sucking clit. Do you guys know about that?
I would have done the same thing that you guys do when you go down on us. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I would have done the same thing that you guys do when you g...
If I went down on a girl I would have done the same style. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
If I went down on a girl I would have done the same style.