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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

It's so gross. The liquid's so gross, the male body has found a wayto store it outside of...

It's so gross. The liquid's so gross, the male body has found a way
to store it outside of the body, because it's like,
"I don't want this in me, either." It's just a...
Balls are just a crock pot for the liquid, that's been on simmer all day

Full Transcript

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It's so gross. The liquid's so gross,
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the male body has found a way to store it outside of the body,
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because it's like, "I don't want this in me, either."
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It's just a... Balls are just a crock pot for the liquid,
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that's been on simmer all day.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:34
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughing]
I just... It just kept getting worse. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I just... It just kept getting worse.
And that's where you find out you get to exercise your right - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And that's where you find out you get to exercise your ...
[crowd laughing, Nikki exhales] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughing, Nikki exhales]
That's... And that's a right Congress will never take from us, ladies. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
That's... And that's a right Congress will never t...
You have two choices, you can spit or you can swallow. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You have two choices, you can spit or you can swallow.
I knew what I was gonna do. I was registered as a spitter - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I knew what I was gonna do. I was registered as a spitter
I knew I was gonna spit, because I knew about girls who spit - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
I knew I was gonna spit, because I knew about girls who spit
It's the base of a slut's food pyramid. It's just a sturdy base of come. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
It's the base of a slut's food pyramid. It's ...
And so, I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And so, I was like,
So, when I give a blow job I'm totally gonna spit." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
So, when I give a blow job I'm totally gonna spit."...
Let's get it down the hatch. Take it like a shot. Like, this... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Let's get it down the hatch. Take it like a shot. Like,...
Is clearly the most efficient way to dispose of this." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Is clearly the most efficient way to dispose of this."
If you spit, that means you have to hold it in your mouth as you like - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
If you spit, that means you have to hold it in your mouth as...
What is... This is such a good movie, I forget. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
What is... This is such a good movie, I forget.
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
[crowd laughing]
And don't get it twisted, guys, a girl isn't... She's not swallowing - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
And don't get it twisted, guys, a girl isn't... Sh...
I mean, sometimes. [Nikki and crowd laugh] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I mean, sometimes. [Nikki and crowd laugh]
But, it's usually 'cause you're just like, "This is the way to get it done." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
But, it's usually 'cause you're just like, &q...
Some girls love sucking dick. They like love it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Some girls love sucking dick. They like love it.