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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

It's just...I just needed someone to believe in me, and then I look at the first timeI...

It's just...
I just needed someone to believe in me, and then I look at the first time
I gave a blow job, and I’m like, “What did that guy say?” And it was not...
It actually was the same, he was like, “You should do comedy.
I mean, I'm serious

Full Transcript

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It's just... I just needed someone to believe in me,
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and then I look at the first time I gave a blow job, and I’m like,
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“What did that guy say?” And it was not... It actually was the same, he was like,
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“You should do comedy. I mean, I'm serious.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:24
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
This is so funny, what you think is good." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
This is so funny, what you think is good."
So, I like, I saw the people get them and I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
So, I like, I saw the people get them and I was like,
I was diagnosed as an ugly child at... the age of 11, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
I was diagnosed as an ugly child at... the age of 11,
I really didn't, you know, and then he turned that canvas around - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:19
I really didn't, you know, and then he turned that canv...
A tiny bicycle." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
A tiny bicycle."
Listen, I kind of had an idea that I wasn’t that cute, you know. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Listen, I kind of had an idea that I wasn’t that cute, you k...
Never went through an awkward phase, she was just so stunning. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Never went through an awkward phase, she was just so stunnin...
She literally would stop traffic, when I pushed her in front of it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
She literally would stop traffic, when I pushed her in front...
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs]
And I'm the second prettiest sister and then there isn't another one, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And I'm the second prettiest sister and then there isn&...
People would stop my mom as a child - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:22
People would stop my mom as a child
You're going to be a model train enthusiast, probably. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You're going to be a model train enthusiast, probably.
I think you should start collecting soon, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
I think you should start collecting soon,
And you can get away with a pretty obvious wink, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And you can get away with a pretty obvious wink,
But just don't single out one child as cuter than the other, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
But just don't single out one child as cuter than the o...
I was okay with that at first. I was just like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
I was okay with that at first. I was just like,
And at that time, guys started to take interest - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And at that time, guys started to take interest
But the problem was, the second I thought that maybe I wasn't so ugly up here, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
But the problem was, the second I thought that maybe I wasn&...
I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed suitcase. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I have a vagina that resembles a hastily packed suitcase.
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
[crowd laughing]