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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

It's like, it's not gonna be fine when a woman is actually chokingat a restaurant where...

It's like, it's not gonna be fine when a woman is actually choking
at a restaurant where you're

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It's like, it's not gonna be fine
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when a woman is actually choking at a restaurant where you're...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:27
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
Your wife is like, "You know Heimlich. Give it to her." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:15
Your wife is like, "You know Heimlich. Give it to her.&...
It's just all these things. I'm willing to do all of this, by the way. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
It's just all these things. I'm willing to do all ...
So happy to do it. I like when guys come. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
So happy to do it. I like when guys come.
I never want to be a comedian who's up here like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I never want to be a comedian who's up here like,
I would love to be up here fucking men, that's a different thing. That's a... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I would love to be up here fucking men, that's a differ...
It's a show I aspire to put on for you someday, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
It's a show I aspire to put on for you someday, but...
Like, it means we can get on our phones sooner, so it's like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Like, it means we can get on our phones sooner, so it's...
"Oh, good. He did that, and back on Instagram." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
"Oh, good. He did that, and back on Instagram."
I just can't anymore. I'm 35, and I just... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I just can't anymore. I'm 35, and I just...
I don't know, if I... I think I just know my worth more. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I don't know, if I... I think I just know my worth more...
I have value, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I have value,
It's like a thousand bucks. Like, I don't know, like you can Venmo me, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:18
It's like a thousand bucks. Like, I don't know, li...
I get fingered and I'm just like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I get fingered and I'm just like,
The whole time, I'm like, "I can't even like this, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
The whole time, I'm like, "I can't even like ...
The best hook up scenario I can imagine, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
The best hook up scenario I can imagine,
I'll throw a tip on there - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I'll throw a tip on there
I would love that to be a part of the Uber app, Uber finger. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I would love that to be a part of the Uber app, Uber finger.
It just... It's like you pay more, you pay double, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
It just... It's like you pay more, you pay double,
So, there's a guy in the back seat, it's not even a guy, it's maybe a girl. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
So, there's a guy in the back seat, it's not even ...
It's a tie-in with Sony for a promotional stunt. I don't know.... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
It's a tie-in with Sony for a promotional stunt. I don&...