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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Like, you can do clit stuff or whatever,but truly, having been penetrated, it's hard to do...

Like, you can do clit stuff or whatever,
but truly, having been penetrated, it's hard to do to yourself.
Like, this is

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Like, you can do clit stuff or whatever, but truly, having been penetrated,
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it's hard to do to yourself. Like, this is...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:01
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
And it is hard to come from that if you're like doing a CrossFit sequence, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
And it is hard to come from that if you're like doing a...
And I'm just like, "This is too hard." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
And I'm just like, "This is too hard."
You’re just like, “we’ll fucking bang it out - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You’re just like, “we’ll fucking bang it out
Just get the reports done, and we’ll go to the game.” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Just get the reports done, and we’ll go to the game.”
'Cause I like a dick in me, I'm sorry. I like getting stuffed. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
'Cause I like a dick in me, I'm sorry. I like gett...
I do. It feels good and I'm not going to apologize for it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I do. It feels good and I'm not going to apologize for ...
I just like... But the problem is, and people are like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I just like... But the problem is, and people are like,
If you want to catch a dicking, go out and get one." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
If you want to catch a dicking, go out and get one."
I don't know if anyone here has had casual sex sober, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I don't know if anyone here has had casual sex sober,
Having casual sex sober, it's really... It's a lot more intimate. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Having casual sex sober, it's really... It's a lot...
It turns into an episode of Dawson's Creek for some reason. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
It turns into an episode of Dawson's Creek for some rea...
A Counting Crows song starts playing. I'm just like, "What's happening?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
A Counting Crows song starts playing. I'm just like, &q...
Sometimes you don't want sex to mean anything, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Sometimes you don't want sex to mean anything,
If I wanted to like, get dicked out, I'd just like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
If I wanted to like, get dicked out, I'd just like...
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
[crowd laughs]
I would be penetrated that night - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I would be penetrated that night
Did I do anal or is that bronzer?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Did I do anal or is that bronzer?"
Where you're like, "Did I have sex? I don't know. I should know that." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Where you're like, "Did I have sex? I don't k...
I'd be like, "Okay, I probably had sex." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I'd be like, "Okay, I probably had sex."
'Cause I don't like to go to bed with a soggy vag, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
'Cause I don't like to go to bed with a soggy vag,