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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Not today, but it's going to happen. I..." I accepted it the same wayI kind of accept...

Not today, but it's going to happen. I..." I accepted it the same way
I kind of accept death

Full Transcript

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Not today, but it's going to happen. I..."
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I accepted it the same way I kind of accept death.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:51
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
I feel like, you know when you find out about dying and you're like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
I feel like, you know when you find out about dying and you&...
Like, those are kind of like the touchstones of a woman's life. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like, those are kind of like the touchstones of a woman'...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
[crowd laughing]
And then more information about blow jobs trickles in. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And then more information about blow jobs trickles in.
Like, okay, if you do a good job at it you're rewarded at the end - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
Like, okay, if you do a good job at it you're rewarded ...
Hold on, before the liquid you will know it's about to come - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Hold on, before the liquid you will know it's about to ...
Yeah, that's a key part of this whole thing. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Yeah, that's a key part of this whole thing.
[audience laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[audience laughing]
I'm here to... If someone hasn't had sex before, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
I'm here to... If someone hasn't had sex before,
You know the... That's every man is on his way to that. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You know the... That's every man is on his way to that.
[Nikki gasps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[Nikki gasps]
[Nikki pants] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[Nikki pants]
I don't know any liquids." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I don't know any liquids."
Oh God, again. So naive, 'pee'. " [crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Oh God, again. So naive, 'pee'. " [crowd laug...
Pee has the consistency of like a Gatorade, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Pee has the consistency of like a Gatorade,
I know it's gross, but when you like... These are facts and... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I know it's gross, but when you like... These are facts...
When you spell it out like that, aren't you, girls, aren't you just like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
When you spell it out like that, aren't you, girls, are...
Like, we're so strong. Like, we... can do anything. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Like, we're so strong. Like, we... can do anything.
I couldn't believe about that liquid. I was just like, "That is awful. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I couldn't believe about that liquid. I was just like, ...
Where does it come from?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Where does it come from?"