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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Oh my God, huh." I wouldn't think twice,I'd just go to a clinic and be like, "Hey, I slept...

Oh my God, huh." I wouldn't think twice,
I'd just go to a clinic and be like, "Hey, I slept with a guy
who wears tank tops that say 'rise and grind.' " And they'd be like, "In and out, ma'am.
Let's get her in. Let's go. Well

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Oh my God, huh."
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I wouldn't think twice, I'd just go to a clinic and be like,
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"Hey, I slept with a guy who wears tank tops
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that say 'rise and grind.' "
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And they'd be like, "In and out, ma'am. Let's get her in. Let's go. Well...
Duration
12 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:37
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
It's going to be on the house for this lady." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
It's going to be on the house for this lady."
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughs]
Only in cases of tank tops with motivational words on them. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Only in cases of tank tops with motivational words on them.
"Oh, he raped you. Never mind, you have to keep it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
"Oh, he raped you. Never mind, you have to keep it.&quo...
[claps from the audience] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
[claps from the audience]
I kept sleeping with guys I liked, 'cause I liked them, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
I kept sleeping with guys I liked, 'cause I liked them,
I'm just tired of screenshotting conversations - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
I'm just tired of screenshotting conversations
None of these are delivered, we kind of think he blocked you, so..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
None of these are delivered, we kind of think he blocked you...
I was like, "Oh, I'll only have sex with guys - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I was like, "Oh, I'll only have sex with guys
So, I pick a guy with like a necklace, right, like a dangly outer necklace. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
So, I pick a guy with like a necklace, right, like a dangly ...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughing]
Girls, we've all slept with guys with necklaces, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Girls, we've all slept with guys with necklaces,
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs]
I really feel a little bit hoodwinked by you at this moment, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I really feel a little bit hoodwinked by you at this moment,...
Them's the rules." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Them's the rules."
Which is good, though, because during the sex - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Which is good, though, because during the sex
And they always have a dumb reason for their necklace, too. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And they always have a dumb reason for their necklace, too.
"It's my grandfather's dog tags. Hold it close." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:19
"It's my grandfather's dog tags. Hold it clos...
I would have like a little whore's skip in my step. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I would have like a little whore's skip in my step.
Like, "I just banged, and I don't even care if I hear from him. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Like, "I just banged, and I don't even care if I h...