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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Pee has the consistency of likea Gatorade, whereas semen,it's more like a bum's loogie, if

Pee has the consistency of like
a Gatorade, whereas semen,
it's more like a bum's loogie, if

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Pee has the consistency of like a Gatorade,
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whereas semen, it's more like a bum's loogie, if...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:45
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
I know it's gross, but when you like... These are facts and... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I know it's gross, but when you like... These are facts...
When you spell it out like that, aren't you, girls, aren't you just like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
When you spell it out like that, aren't you, girls, are...
Like, we're so strong. Like, we... can do anything. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Like, we're so strong. Like, we... can do anything.
I couldn't believe about that liquid. I was just like, "That is awful. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I couldn't believe about that liquid. I was just like, ...
Where does it come from?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Where does it come from?"
It's so gross. The liquid's so gross, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
It's so gross. The liquid's so gross,
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughing]
I just... It just kept getting worse. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I just... It just kept getting worse.
And that's where you find out you get to exercise your right - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And that's where you find out you get to exercise your ...
[crowd laughing, Nikki exhales] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughing, Nikki exhales]
That's... And that's a right Congress will never take from us, ladies. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
That's... And that's a right Congress will never t...
You have two choices, you can spit or you can swallow. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You have two choices, you can spit or you can swallow.
I knew what I was gonna do. I was registered as a spitter - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I knew what I was gonna do. I was registered as a spitter
I knew I was gonna spit, because I knew about girls who spit - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
I knew I was gonna spit, because I knew about girls who spit
It's the base of a slut's food pyramid. It's just a sturdy base of come. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
It's the base of a slut's food pyramid. It's ...
And so, I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And so, I was like,
So, when I give a blow job I'm totally gonna spit." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
So, when I give a blow job I'm totally gonna spit."...
Let's get it down the hatch. Take it like a shot. Like, this... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Let's get it down the hatch. Take it like a shot. Like,...
Is clearly the most efficient way to dispose of this." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
Is clearly the most efficient way to dispose of this."
If you spit, that means you have to hold it in your mouth as you like - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
If you spit, that means you have to hold it in your mouth as...