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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

She saw me and I was just like,"I thought you could in first class." And she's like, "No

She saw me and I was just like,
"I thought you could in first class." And she's like, "No

Full Transcript

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She saw me and I was just like, "I thought you could in first class."
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And she's like, "No...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:59
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
[crowd laughs]
Masturbating now, I just am too exhausted by all of it, you know? - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Masturbating now, I just am too exhausted by all of it, you ...
I've heard about this thing for a while." So, I go to PetSmart and I get that thing, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I've heard about this thing for a while." So, I go...
I was just like, "This thing bit my clit off!" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
I was just like, "This thing bit my clit off!"
And now, when I go to masturbate, I just look at all my toys - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And now, when I go to masturbate, I just look at all my toys
I don't want you thinking I'm having a bucket of dildos. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I don't want you thinking I'm having a bucket of d...
It's literally a ripped Victoria's Secret bag, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
It's literally a ripped Victoria's Secret bag,
And every time I go to masturbate I have to like look at all of them, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
And every time I go to masturbate I have to like look at all...
I'm just like, "Oh, Woody, you used to be my favorite. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I'm just like, "Oh, Woody, you used to be my favor...
I'll sit on you." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
I'll sit on you."
I always feel like a one-man band. Eventually, I'm just like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I always feel like a one-man band. Eventually, I'm just...
[imitates instrument] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
[imitates instrument]
There should be a monkey on my shoulder with a tambourine like collecting coins - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
There should be a monkey on my shoulder with a tambourine li...
Ironically enough, Dick Van Dyke - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Ironically enough, Dick Van Dyke
So, I need all those elements to really get me there. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
So, I need all those elements to really get me there.
I’ll sell it to you, ladies, if you’re not into it, you’re about to be. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I’ll sell it to you, ladies, if you’re not into it, you’re a...
No, I'm just kidding it’s fine, just leave it. What are you doing?” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
No, I'm just kidding it’s fine, just leave it. What are...
You make it look like a struggle, like, “Oh no! Oh!” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
You make it look like a struggle, like, “Oh no! Oh!”
And you go, “Oh no! I can’t see you, how am I going to come?” - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
And you go, “Oh no! I can’t see you, how am I going to come?...
[crowd laughs and claps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
[crowd laughs and claps]