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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Sometimes I look down there, "I don't know where the fuckthat thing is hiding today." Keep...

Sometimes I look down there, "I don't know where the fuck
that thing is hiding today." Keep a little post it on it now,
it's easy to locate but

Full Transcript

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Sometimes I look down there,
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"I don't know where the fuck that thing is hiding today."
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Keep a little post it on it now, it's easy to locate but...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:36
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
You got to be sucking clit. Do you guys know about that? - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
You got to be sucking clit. Do you guys know about that?
I would have done the same thing that you guys do when you go down on us. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I would have done the same thing that you guys do when you g...
If I went down on a girl I would have done the same style. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
If I went down on a girl I would have done the same style.
I would just rub my face in it until I hit something, like, that's good. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I would just rub my face in it until I hit something, like, ...
It's like when I play video games, I like press all the buttons and I win. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
It's like when I play video games, I like press all the...
I'm just like, just same logic. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I'm just like, just same logic.
However, you got to be sucking clit. Let me tell you about this. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
However, you got to be sucking clit. Let me tell you about t...
I didn't even know about sucking clit until I got sent a toy that did it for me. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I didn't even know about sucking clit until I got sent ...
For me to have an orgasm, I need like a lot of pressure, peer. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
For me to have an orgasm, I need like a lot of pressure, pee...
She's like, "You need the Womanizer." And I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
She's like, "You need the Womanizer." And I w...
I like some of his songs and..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I like some of his songs and..."
And then she sent me this toy and it blew my mind, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
And then she sent me this toy and it blew my mind,
It has three settings, it's low, medium, squirt and then it... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
It has three settings, it's low, medium, squirt and the...
I didn't think I could and now I know I can do anything. Like... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I didn't think I could and now I know I can do anything...
I never could squirt and I wanted to, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I never could squirt and I wanted to,
Like, just to just dump a quart of water on a guy's bed and be like, "Peace." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Like, just to just dump a quart of water on a guy's bed...
[crowd claps and laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
[crowd claps and laughs]
Because clits and penises are pretty much the same thing, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Because clits and penises are pretty much the same thing,
So, what you really need to treat it like, is like go down on a girl - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
So, what you really need to treat it like, is like go down o...
I know that feels weird to say and to even do, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
I know that feels weird to say and to even do,