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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

There's just a palpable anger,that even he is not aware of, but he's tying his shoes kind...

There's just a palpable anger,
that even he is not aware of, but he's tying his shoes kind of loud
and you're like, "Ah! Yikes!" He will have brought you to his place
in an Uber black, but then you're going home
in a Lyft Share

Full Transcript

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There's just a palpable anger, that even he is not aware of,
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but he's tying his shoes kind of loud and you're like, "Ah! Yikes!"
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He will have brought you to his place in an Uber black,
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but then you're going home in a Lyft Share.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:29
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
Like you're just like, "I'll make him come, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like you're just like, "I'll make him come,
I don't want them to be mad at me. I don't want them to feel bad or sad, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I don't want them to be mad at me. I don't want th...
You can have a come." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
You can have a come."
Gave away so many comes, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
Gave away so many comes,
'Cause if you don't touch their penis - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
'Cause if you don't touch their penis
That's a trick I learned, it's like, if you touch their hard dick, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
That's a trick I learned, it's like, if you touch ...
At the end of a date, I always keep my hands up here, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
At the end of a date, I always keep my hands up here,
I probably... It's always between, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
I probably... It's always between,
Especially me, like, if I'm nervous about a date, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
Especially me, like, if I'm nervous about a date,
So, I'm starving at this point and I'm just like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:17
So, I'm starving at this point and I'm just like,
That doesn't fit either scenario, but we had fun. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
That doesn't fit either scenario, but we had fun.
But then you touch it, and I do like a hot stove now, I'm like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
But then you touch it, and I do like a hot stove now, I'...
You either have to do something to it, or you have to tell him - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
You either have to do something to it, or you have to tell h...
And you're just like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And you're just like,
I'm better at sucking dick than I am at sharing my true feelings. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I'm better at sucking dick than I am at sharing my true...
And so, I blow a guy to avoid telling him the truth. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And so, I blow a guy to avoid telling him the truth.
Now, I'm like, "I have to blow you?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Now, I'm like, "I have to blow you?"
I'm trying to get better, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
I'm trying to get better,
Kind of took over and and treated my head like a bird house. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Kind of took over and and treated my head like a bird house.
That's how I got through it, is pretending I'm a birdhouse. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
That's how I got through it, is pretending I'm a b...