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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

They need to change the name, 'cause sometimes you have sexin the morning and you're like,...

They need to change the name, 'cause sometimes you have sex
in the morning and you're like, "Okay, I've got to wait till
tomorrow morning, I guess, to take it." And then you forget
and you start a family, so

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They need to change the name,
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'cause sometimes you have sex in the morning and you're like,
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"Okay, I've got to wait till tomorrow morning, I guess, to take it."
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And then you forget and you start a family, so...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:05
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
You have three days, and I'm trying to get it changed - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
You have three days, and I'm trying to get it changed
I think that's... Gives you an idea of the chunk of time you have. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I think that's... Gives you an idea of the chunk of tim...
And I'm getting a lot of pushback from his foundation, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And I'm getting a lot of pushback from his foundation, ...
But you have three days, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
But you have three days,
I'm like, "I'll kill two birds or three, twins run in my family. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I'm like, "I'll kill two birds or three, twin...
I don't really know how this thing works, but..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
I don't really know how this thing works, but..."
I'll always... I'll do it, especially if he pays. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I'll always... I'll do it, especially if he pays.
And I'm like, "Yeah, if you give me fifty bucks." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And I'm like, "Yeah, if you give me fifty bucks.&q...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
[crowd laughing]
Dude, I would abort your child so soon, like you don't even... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Dude, I would abort your child so soon, like you don't ...
Oh my God, huh." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
Oh my God, huh."
It's going to be on the house for this lady." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
It's going to be on the house for this lady."
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughs]
Only in cases of tank tops with motivational words on them. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Only in cases of tank tops with motivational words on them.
"Oh, he raped you. Never mind, you have to keep it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
"Oh, he raped you. Never mind, you have to keep it.&quo...
[claps from the audience] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
[claps from the audience]
I kept sleeping with guys I liked, 'cause I liked them, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
I kept sleeping with guys I liked, 'cause I liked them,
I'm just tired of screenshotting conversations - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
I'm just tired of screenshotting conversations
None of these are delivered, we kind of think he blocked you, so..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
None of these are delivered, we kind of think he blocked you...
I was like, "Oh, I'll only have sex with guys - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
I was like, "Oh, I'll only have sex with guys