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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

Wait for him.He's going to provide for you." And I just want to tellmy dumb cavewoman...

Wait for him.
He's going to provide for you." And I just want to tell
my dumb cavewoman brain, like, "I'm gonna do everything in my power
to not get pregnant right now

Full Transcript

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Wait for him. He's going to provide for you."
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And I just want to tell my dumb cavewoman brain, like,
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"I'm gonna do everything in my power to not get pregnant right now.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:00
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
Like, that's the best I can give you, body." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Like, that's the best I can give you, body."
It was double scary. It was in a haunted house and I... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
It was double scary. It was in a haunted house and I...
A woman like jumped out in a bloody sheet and I was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
A woman like jumped out in a bloody sheet and I was like,
When you use the pull-out method, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
When you use the pull-out method,
No, the morning after pill, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
No, the morning after pill,
They need to change the name, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
They need to change the name,
You have three days, and I'm trying to get it changed - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
You have three days, and I'm trying to get it changed
I think that's... Gives you an idea of the chunk of time you have. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I think that's... Gives you an idea of the chunk of tim...
And I'm getting a lot of pushback from his foundation, but... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And I'm getting a lot of pushback from his foundation, ...
But you have three days, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
But you have three days,
I'm like, "I'll kill two birds or three, twins run in my family. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I'm like, "I'll kill two birds or three, twin...
I don't really know how this thing works, but..." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
I don't really know how this thing works, but..."
I'll always... I'll do it, especially if he pays. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I'll always... I'll do it, especially if he pays.
And I'm like, "Yeah, if you give me fifty bucks." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And I'm like, "Yeah, if you give me fifty bucks.&q...
[crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
[crowd laughing]
Dude, I would abort your child so soon, like you don't even... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Dude, I would abort your child so soon, like you don't ...
Oh my God, huh." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
Oh my God, huh."
It's going to be on the house for this lady." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
It's going to be on the house for this lady."
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughs]
Only in cases of tank tops with motivational words on them. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Only in cases of tank tops with motivational words on them.