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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

We like doing things we're good at, and if you're good at ityou would do it all the time

We like doing things we're good at, and if you're good at it
you would do it all the time

Full Transcript

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We like doing things we're good at,
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and if you're good at it you would do it all the time.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:21
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
If you're just like, "It's such a bore, it's such a pain." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
If you're just like, "It's such a bore, it�...
All it would have taken was one guy to just like - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
All it would have taken was one guy to just like
Someone to just like show me that I had a little promise or something. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Someone to just like show me that I had a little promise or ...
We just want to be good. And... It's early intervention is key. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
We just want to be good. And... It's early intervention...
Like, I feel like true blowjob queens, girls that are like, "I love it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
Like, I feel like true blowjob queens, girls that are like, ...
'Cause that's what it takes. It takes one guy. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
'Cause that's what it takes. It takes one guy.
One youth minister to lay the foundation for a girl. [crowd laughing] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:21
One youth minister to lay the foundation for a girl. [crowd ...
In your hair, but like the way that you handled my balls is pretty cool. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
In your hair, but like the way that you handled my balls is ...
And that's why I tell guys, lie to us. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And that's why I tell guys, lie to us.
Tell us we're good and we'll blow you all the time. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Tell us we're good and we'll blow you all the time...
Honestly, like, you hook up with a girl and she blows you and it's not very good, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:16
Honestly, like, you hook up with a girl and she blows you an...
And I know you're like, "Why would I encourage a bad blow job?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And I know you're like, "Why would I encourage a b...
She's going to be like, "This guy gets it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
She's going to be like, "This guy gets it."
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
[crowd laughs]
She's going to Malcolm Gladwell that shit, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
She's going to Malcolm Gladwell that shit,
[cheers from the audience] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
[cheers from the audience]
But she'll get there. I mean, I don't know. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
But she'll get there. I mean, I don't know.
You could be like, "That was so good I couldn't come." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:15
You could be like, "That was so good I couldn't co...
An innocuous compliment from a guy you like means everything. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
An innocuous compliment from a guy you like means everything...
I don’t think you guys understand what power you wield, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I don’t think you guys understand what power you wield,