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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

You either have to do something to it,or you have to tell him that you don't want to do...

You either have to do something to it,
or you have to tell him that you don't want to do anything
with it at this point, right?

Full Transcript

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You either have to do something to it, or you have to tell him
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that you don't want to do anything with it at this point, right?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:42
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
And you're just like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
And you're just like,
I'm better at sucking dick than I am at sharing my true feelings. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
I'm better at sucking dick than I am at sharing my true...
And so, I blow a guy to avoid telling him the truth. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And so, I blow a guy to avoid telling him the truth.
Now, I'm like, "I have to blow you?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
Now, I'm like, "I have to blow you?"
I'm trying to get better, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:13
I'm trying to get better,
Kind of took over and and treated my head like a bird house. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Kind of took over and and treated my head like a bird house.
That's how I got through it, is pretending I'm a birdhouse. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
That's how I got through it, is pretending I'm a b...
I just... I have no rhythm. I have no natural rhythm. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I just... I have no rhythm. I have no natural rhythm.
And so, I actually was like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:14
And so, I actually was like,
Most girls do not like when you grab their head - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
Most girls do not like when you grab their head
'Cause then I can focus on what I'm actually good at, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
'Cause then I can focus on what I'm actually good ...
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
[crowd laughs]
So, I hope you let me get a couple gasps in here and there. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
So, I hope you let me get a couple gasps in here and there.
I always feel like I'm lost at sea when I'm sucking dick, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
I always feel like I'm lost at sea when I'm suckin...
And I'm good at breathing during blow jobs, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
And I'm good at breathing during blow jobs,
I have to get it through to you. I know you think we can, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:11
I have to get it through to you. I know you think we can,
I don't know what's happening, but when the dick's your head, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
I don't know what's happening, but when the dick&#...
It's just all... And it's rarely deepthroat by the way. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
It's just all... And it's rarely deepthroat by the...
I don't know... Sometime you just go, "Take it." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
I don't know... Sometime you just go, "Take it.&qu...
Like a boomerang of a lady going down a waterslide. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
Like a boomerang of a lady going down a waterslide.