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Nikki Glaser: Bangin'

'You're being weird.' And then I go and there's like a ringon one of the branches

'You're being weird.' And then I go and there's like a ring
on one of the branches

Full Transcript

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'You're being weird.'
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And then I go and there's like a ring on one of the branches.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:55
Uploaded
Jun 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Den of Thieves

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser bares all in a blistering stand-up special about sex, sobriety and getting over her own insecurities. And she won't spare you the details.
'Oh my God, I can't believe I'm moving to Fort Worth, like, this is insane.' " - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:10
'Oh my God, I can't believe I'm moving to For...
And then, I'm in love with a guy who's not going to text me back, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
And then, I'm in love with a guy who's not going t...
And it sucks 'cause sex, now that that's off the table, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
And it sucks 'cause sex, now that that's off the t...
If I would hook up with the guy, I would go right from making out, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:12
If I would hook up with the guy, I would go right from makin...
I like doing things I'm good at. Girls like doing things they're good at. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
I like doing things I'm good at. Girls like doing thing...
I just am, and I know that's braggy, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
I just am, and I know that's braggy,
And as a whole, I think... - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
And as a whole, I think...
As a whole as a hole, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
As a whole as a hole,
It's the easiest. I never understand when girls are like, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:08
It's the easiest. I never understand when girls are lik...
What's in it for you?" - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
What's in it for you?"
[crowd laughs] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
[crowd laughs]
We do, right, girls? You have to get a guy off, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
We do, right, girls? You have to get a guy off,
I grew up in a generation of women who went through a course - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:15
I grew up in a generation of women who went through a course
You have to see it through or you're like a selfish cunt. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:06
You have to see it through or you're like a selfish cun...
[crowd laughs and claps] - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:07
[crowd laughs and claps]
Like, "I will." - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
Like, "I will."
It's a severe pain that I could inflict on a man - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:04
It's a severe pain that I could inflict on a man
And the pain, apparently, girls, we can't even understand it. - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:05
And the pain, apparently, girls, we can't even understa...
We can't. Physiologically our bodies - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:14
We can't. Physiologically our bodies
That's kind of in that range. So you go, - Nikki Glaser: Bangin' 00:09
That's kind of in that range. So you go,