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And I was just so anxious about being bad at it
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Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth

And I was just so anxiousabout being bad at it

And I was just so anxious
about being bad at it

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And I was just so anxious about being bad at it.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:34
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser dishes about sex, dating do's and don't's, and private parts in her first HBO comedy special. It's sex ed like you've never seen it before.
Girls don't do so many things because we think we'll be bad at it - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
Girls don't do so many things because we think we'...
And hand jobs, I avoided them. I ate ass before I gave a hand job. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
And hand jobs, I avoided them. I ate ass before I gave a han...
Like, I was just like, at least that's something he can't do himself. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Like, I was just like, at least that's something he can...
But... I was terrified of hand jobs. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
But... I was terrified of hand jobs.
I just feel like if... if I ever have a daughter, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
I just feel like if... if I ever have a daughter,
'cause there's no water left to drown her in, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:17
'cause there's no water left to drown her in,
They're not storing away information to use against you. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
They're not storing away information to use against you...
They're really dumb when they're horny. Like, very, very dumb." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:09
They're really dumb when they're horny. Like, very...
I'm like, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:10
I'm like,
I swear to God he was talking about Bitcoin 20 minutes ago, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:10
I swear to God he was talking about Bitcoin 20 minutes ago,
It's just like, "What happened?" - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:10
It's just like, "What happened?"
This is something I know I'm gonna be bad at, no matter what. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
This is something I know I'm gonna be bad at, no matter...
And it's true. You'll never be as good at giving a hand job as a guy is to himself. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
And it's true. You'll never be as good at giving a...
That is true. They have clocked their 10,000 hours - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
That is true. They have clocked their 10,000 hours
You're never gonna clock as many hand jobs as them. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
You're never gonna clock as many hand jobs as them.
So the first hand job I ever gave, I was so paranoid about doing it - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:10
So the first hand job I ever gave, I was so paranoid about d...
Like, I was like, "I'm your arms." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:17
Like, I was like, "I'm your arms."
I'd just gotten done with work. I was working at a Korean prep school, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
I'd just gotten done with work. I was working at a Kore...
So it was infinity of me just, like, giving this sad hand job. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
So it was infinity of me just, like, giving this sad hand jo...
Like, I was just like, "God." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:10
Like, I was just like, "God."