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Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth

Are you with someone that,if you had an accident, you wouldn't haveto kill yourself...

Are you with someone that,
if you had an accident, you wouldn't have
to kill yourself afterwards?

Full Transcript

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Are you with someone that, if you had an accident,
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you wouldn't have to kill yourself afterwards?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:08
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser dishes about sex, dating do's and don't's, and private parts in her first HBO comedy special. It's sex ed like you've never seen it before.
Like, they're not gonna tell their dodgeball league - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
Like, they're not gonna tell their dodgeball league
Are you doing it with someone that can keep a secret? - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Are you doing it with someone that can keep a secret?
Number two. Are you relaxed? - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Number two. Are you relaxed?
This is something that a lot of people have anxiety about. You gotta be relaxed. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
This is something that a lot of people have anxiety about. Y...
Did you come once already? Vaginally, clitorally, fakely, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:09
Did you come once already? Vaginally, clitorally, fakely,
Number two. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Number two.
Did you prepare? I used to not prepare - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:09
Did you prepare? I used to not prepare
And it kind of is, but that's not... You know what? It's not a lot. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
And it kind of is, but that's not... You know what? It&...
I used to think it was gonna be a whole smorgasbord of things I'd have to do. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
I used to think it was gonna be a whole smorgasbord of thing...
To prepare you have to watch a YouTube video of a gay guy in his bathroom - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:14
To prepare you have to watch a YouTube video of a gay guy in...
It just seems like the thing you, like, suck snot out of a baby's nose with. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
It just seems like the thing you, like, suck snot out of a b...
You squirt water up your butt ten times till the water runs clean. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
You squirt water up your butt ten times till the water runs ...
Not like Flint, Michigan, clean but, like, it's... - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Not like Flint, Michigan, clean but, like, it's...
Like, just give it a couple, like, catch-up thumps, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
Like, just give it a couple, like, catch-up thumps,
Number two. Did you lay down a brown towel? - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
Number two. Did you lay down a brown towel?
How now, brown towel? Just in case, for peace of mind. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
How now, brown towel? Just in case, for peace of mind.
And finally, number two. Start small. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
And finally, number two. Start small.
Don't start huge right away. Don't go right to the big leagues. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Don't start huge right away. Don't go right to the...
Start with a finger. A tiny butt plug. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Start with a finger. A tiny butt plug.
And it's so big, it's gonna, like, hurt." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:12
And it's so big, it's gonna, like, hurt."