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Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth

I could be president." Like, that's... you know?

I could be president." Like, that's... you know?

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I could be president."
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Like, that's... you know?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:45
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser dishes about sex, dating do's and don't's, and private parts in her first HBO comedy special. It's sex ed like you've never seen it before.
And then I remembered I'm a woman. And I was like, "Okay, scratch that. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
And then I remembered I'm a woman. And I was like, &quo...
But maybe I could eat a president's ass." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
But maybe I could eat a president's ass."
I lived with my parents during COVID for about ten months. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
I lived with my parents during COVID for about ten months.
So now I'm looking for a husband because I don't want to do that again - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
So now I'm looking for a husband because I don't w...
And it's really more about, like, just wanting to be with someone - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
And it's really more about, like, just wanting to be wi...
For him to be like, "I gotta get to Nikki!" - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
For him to be like, "I gotta get to Nikki!"
And I'm still above my mom 'cause I kissed him on the lips - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
And I'm still above my mom 'cause I kissed him on ...
I earned that spot. But, like, he's getting older. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
I earned that spot. But, like, he's getting older.
And I just want someone to, like, care when shit goes down. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
And I just want someone to, like, care when shit goes down.
And it got into my head watching the movie "San Andreas." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
And it got into my head watching the movie "San Andreas...
Pretty much the only people that survive - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
Pretty much the only people that survive
And anyway... and you don't stand a chance to survive - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
And anyway... and you don't stand a chance to survive
And I'm like, "I gotta find my Rock." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:10
And I'm like, "I gotta find my Rock."
Like, I feel like even The Rock would just, like, sprint - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
Like, I feel like even The Rock would just, like, sprint
They're like, "Where are you going?" And he just has his protein powders - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
They're like, "Where are you going?" And he j...
And he's just like, "I'm just... I gotta get to Elon's." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:10
And he's just like, "I'm just... I gotta get ...
I just want the energy out in the world of, like, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
I just want the energy out in the world of, like,
Every man is gonna look for his mom, even if she's already dead. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Every man is gonna look for his mom, even if she's alre...
That moment when we get the alert on our phone, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
That moment when we get the alert on our phone,
Sorry. Five minutes to say goodbye." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
Sorry. Five minutes to say goodbye."