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Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth

No, I would have said,"Hell no." I would have signed offto go to my grave without eating...

No, I would have said,
"Hell no." I would have signed off
to go to my grave without eating ass

Full Transcript

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No, I would have said, "Hell no."
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I would have signed off to go to my grave without eating ass.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:23
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser dishes about sex, dating do's and don't's, and private parts in her first HBO comedy special. It's sex ed like you've never seen it before.
Who needs to do that? And ironically enough, since I've done it, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:09
Who needs to do that? And ironically enough, since I've...
I got as stupid as I've seen men get - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
I got as stupid as I've seen men get
If you had asked me ten seconds before I did it - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
If you had asked me ten seconds before I did it
But I got horny enough that it seemed like a good idea. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
But I got horny enough that it seemed like a good idea.
Guys, if you get us horny enough, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
Guys, if you get us horny enough,
Keep that in mind. Seriously. You just never get us horny enough. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Keep that in mind. Seriously. You just never get us horny en...
And by the way, when I say "eating ass," - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
And by the way, when I say "eating ass,"
No, he didn't have a hemorrhoid. I just, like... feel like it'd be chewy. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
No, he didn't have a hemorrhoid. I just, like... feel l...
I don't know. Just, like, admitting that I ate ass, it's not... - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
I don't know. Just, like, admitting that I ate ass, it&...
I'm just... I swear to God, after I ate ass, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
I'm just... I swear to God, after I ate ass,
I could be president." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
I could be president."
And then I remembered I'm a woman. And I was like, "Okay, scratch that. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
And then I remembered I'm a woman. And I was like, &quo...
But maybe I could eat a president's ass." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
But maybe I could eat a president's ass."
I lived with my parents during COVID for about ten months. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
I lived with my parents during COVID for about ten months.
So now I'm looking for a husband because I don't want to do that again - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
So now I'm looking for a husband because I don't w...
And it's really more about, like, just wanting to be with someone - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
And it's really more about, like, just wanting to be wi...
For him to be like, "I gotta get to Nikki!" - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
For him to be like, "I gotta get to Nikki!"
And I'm still above my mom 'cause I kissed him on the lips - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
And I'm still above my mom 'cause I kissed him on ...
I earned that spot. But, like, he's getting older. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
I earned that spot. But, like, he's getting older.
And I just want someone to, like, care when shit goes down. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
And I just want someone to, like, care when shit goes down.