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Number two. Did you lay down a brown towel?
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Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth

Number two.Did you lay down a brown towel?

Number two.
Did you lay down a brown towel?

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Number two. Did you lay down a brown towel?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:01
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Nikki Glaser dishes about sex, dating do's and don't's, and private parts in her first HBO comedy special. It's sex ed like you've never seen it before.
How now, brown towel? Just in case, for peace of mind. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
How now, brown towel? Just in case, for peace of mind.
And finally, number two. Start small. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
And finally, number two. Start small.
Don't start huge right away. Don't go right to the big leagues. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Don't start huge right away. Don't go right to the...
Start with a finger. A tiny butt plug. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Start with a finger. A tiny butt plug.
And it's so big, it's gonna, like, hurt." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:12
And it's so big, it's gonna, like, hurt."
You know? The one that you're like, "This could make it in - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:11
You know? The one that you're like, "This could ma...
You know what I'm talking about. Maybe you don't, but I think you do. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
You know what I'm talking about. Maybe you don't, ...
The one that you want to take a picture of to send to your friend Anya - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
The one that you want to take a picture of to send to your f...
And they'll just blow past the folder - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:15
And they'll just blow past the folder
Isn't that such a... thank God. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Isn't that such a... thank God.
This is genuinely the way I am offstage too. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
This is genuinely the way I am offstage too.
And it is ironic, because I am kind of prudish, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
And it is ironic, because I am kind of prudish,
In a relationship, I'm a filthy slut. But I am... I'm kind of scared of guys. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
In a relationship, I'm a filthy slut. But I am... I...
And... no, it's true, though. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
And... no, it's true, though.
It's 'cause I was scared of sex. I was scared of what I didn't know, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
It's 'cause I was scared of sex. I was scared of w...
I feel like sometimes female comics talking honestly about sex, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
I feel like sometimes female comics talking honestly about s...
You either learn by watching porn, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:16
You either learn by watching porn,
Is that sex?" And they're like, "Well, if you have sex, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:13
Is that sex?" And they're like, "Well, if you...
And as much as I shouldn't be a 37-year-old woman onstage - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
And as much as I shouldn't be a 37-year-old woman onsta...
I remember my housekeeper being like, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
I remember my housekeeper being like,