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Number two.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:43
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Nikki Glaser dishes about sex, dating do's and don't's, and private parts in her first HBO comedy special. It's sex ed like you've never seen it before.
Did you prepare? I used to not prepare - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:09
Did you prepare? I used to not prepare
And it kind of is, but that's not... You know what? It's not a lot. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
And it kind of is, but that's not... You know what? It&...
I used to think it was gonna be a whole smorgasbord of things I'd have to do. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
I used to think it was gonna be a whole smorgasbord of thing...
To prepare you have to watch a YouTube video of a gay guy in his bathroom - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:14
To prepare you have to watch a YouTube video of a gay guy in...
It just seems like the thing you, like, suck snot out of a baby's nose with. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
It just seems like the thing you, like, suck snot out of a b...
You squirt water up your butt ten times till the water runs clean. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
You squirt water up your butt ten times till the water runs ...
Not like Flint, Michigan, clean but, like, it's... - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Not like Flint, Michigan, clean but, like, it's...
Like, just give it a couple, like, catch-up thumps, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
Like, just give it a couple, like, catch-up thumps,
Number two. Did you lay down a brown towel? - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
Number two. Did you lay down a brown towel?
How now, brown towel? Just in case, for peace of mind. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
How now, brown towel? Just in case, for peace of mind.
And finally, number two. Start small. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
And finally, number two. Start small.
Don't start huge right away. Don't go right to the big leagues. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Don't start huge right away. Don't go right to the...
Start with a finger. A tiny butt plug. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Start with a finger. A tiny butt plug.
And it's so big, it's gonna, like, hurt." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:12
And it's so big, it's gonna, like, hurt."
You know? The one that you're like, "This could make it in - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:11
You know? The one that you're like, "This could ma...
You know what I'm talking about. Maybe you don't, but I think you do. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
You know what I'm talking about. Maybe you don't, ...
The one that you want to take a picture of to send to your friend Anya - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
The one that you want to take a picture of to send to your f...
And they'll just blow past the folder - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:15
And they'll just blow past the folder
Isn't that such a... thank God. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Isn't that such a... thank God.
This is genuinely the way I am offstage too. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
This is genuinely the way I am offstage too.