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Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth

Uber doesn't have an office,okay?" And you go, "What did I do?"And you didn't do anything

Uber doesn't have an office,
okay?" And you go, "What did I do?"
And you didn't do anything

Full Transcript

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Uber doesn't have an office, okay?"
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And you go, "What did I do?" And you didn't do anything.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:02
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser dishes about sex, dating do's and don't's, and private parts in her first HBO comedy special. It's sex ed like you've never seen it before.
So when a guy comes after even being in your vagina, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
So when a guy comes after even being in your vagina,
"Do not waste another load here. You can't get it pregnant twice. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
"Do not waste another load here. You can't get it ...
Move on to the next tepee and fuck her sister or cousin or whoever. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Move on to the next tepee and fuck her sister or cousin or w...
She's ovulating, too, 'cause this whole tribe ovulates at the same time." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:09
She's ovulating, too, 'cause this whole tribe ovul...
That's why you want to leave afterwards. That's why. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
That's why you want to leave afterwards. That's wh...
And, girls, I felt mad about this 'cause I go, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
And, girls, I felt mad about this 'cause I go,
Why do I get, like, fucking clingy after a guy comes? - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Why do I get, like, fucking clingy after a guy comes?
Why don't I want him to leave?" - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:16
Why don't I want him to leave?"
So what you do is, you stop fucking them. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
So what you do is, you stop fucking them.
Hand jobs... listen, you'll never be as good as they are, but here's what you do. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Hand jobs... listen, you'll never be as good as they ar...
Just try to be different. Guys just like different. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Just try to be different. Guys just like different.
Use lube. Guys don't use lube when they jerk off generally. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Use lube. Guys don't use lube when they jerk off genera...
They just grab, like, whatever lotion is nearby, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
They just grab, like, whatever lotion is nearby,
So if you bring lube... and I'm even... on a first fucking date, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:13
So if you bring lube... and I'm even... on a first fuck...
Like, you're just like, "I'm actually into it." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:11
Like, you're just like, "I'm actually into it...
Just go, "I want to jerk you off, but I want to go get my lube." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
Just go, "I want to jerk you off, but I want to go get ...
"Well, he's gonna think that's so weird." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
"Well, he's gonna think that's so weird."...
He's not storing information about you or judging you. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
He's not storing information about you or judging you.
He'll just be like, "Okay." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:12
He'll just be like, "Okay."
Just hold out your hand confidently and be like, "Just fuck my hand." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
Just hold out your hand confidently and be like, "Just ...