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Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth

"Well, he's gonna thinkthat's so weird." If he has a boner,he's not thinking

"Well, he's gonna think
that's so weird." If he has a boner,
he's not thinking

Full Transcript

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"Well, he's gonna think that's so weird."
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If he has a boner, he's not thinking.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:00
Uploaded
May 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Nikki Glaser dishes about sex, dating do's and don't's, and private parts in her first HBO comedy special. It's sex ed like you've never seen it before.
He's not storing information about you or judging you. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
He's not storing information about you or judging you.
He'll just be like, "Okay." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:12
He'll just be like, "Okay."
Just hold out your hand confidently and be like, "Just fuck my hand." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
Just hold out your hand confidently and be like, "Just ...
Just fuck my hand. Seriously." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:09
Just fuck my hand. Seriously."
And you can... it's kinda fun - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:10
And you can... it's kinda fun
Like, you can do, like... you get a... - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
Like, you can do, like... you get a...
So... don't have sex with them in your vagina. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
So... don't have sex with them in your vagina.
And number three... and this is where I had to drop out of the book... - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
And number three... and this is where I had to drop out of t...
When you want to say something, don't say it and men will like you more. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
When you want to say something, don't say it and men wi...
You just have to wait until he dies and then you can chat it up - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:07
You just have to wait until he dies and then you can chat it...
No. You just gotta, like, not talk as much, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:06
No. You just gotta, like, not talk as much,
But it checked out. When I read that, I was like, "God, stop talking. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
But it checked out. When I read that, I was like, "God,...
That makes so much sense." - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:11
That makes so much sense."
They do better than musicians, than actors. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:04
They do better than musicians, than actors.
And I mean, there's evidence of this. I mean, look at Pete Davidson... - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
And I mean, there's evidence of this. I mean, look at P...
Not closely, but, like, if you... - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Not closely, but, like, if you...
But is he Kate Beckinsale, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:08
But is he Kate Beckinsale,
Like, with Pete Davidson's looks, he should be fucking... me. - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:05
Like, with Pete Davidson's looks, he should be fucking....
Like, I would be a good person. But that would never happen, - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:09
Like, I would be a good person. But that would never happen,
It frustrates me. Men already get out of their league - Nikki Glaser: Good Clean Filth 00:09
It frustrates me. Men already get out of their league