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"Nine Months" quotes

Nine Months poster
When he finds out his longtime girlfriend is pregnant, a commitment-phobe realizes he might have to change his lifestyle for better or much, much worse.

Director: Chris Columbus
Writer: Patrick Braoudé, Chris Columbus
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 47/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $69,684,532
Released: 12 Jul 1995
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

26 video clips

Dr. KosevichNurseSamuel FaulknerRebecca TaylorGail DwyerSean FletcherTrumanArnieDoctor In HallwayOlder WomanOlder ManBicyclist
I've got it Oh thank God - Nine Months 00:23 I've got it Oh thank God You have a girl Unless I cut the wrong cord - Nine Months 00:07 You have a girl Unless I cut the wrong cord Come on we'll crack another bottle okay - Nine Months 00:09 Come on we'll crack another bottle okay I hate you You did this to me - Nine Months 00:16 I hate you You did this to me My water broke We'll get you another - Nine Months 00:13 My water broke We'll get you another Can't you give her something for the pain - Nine Months 00:33 Can't you give her something for the pain What is wrong with the thing - Nine Months 00:07 What is wrong with the thing That's my game Fuck Shit Shit - Nine Months 00:23 That's my game Fuck Shit Shit Well my period's 10 days late Right - Nine Months 00:11 Well my period's 10 days late Right Look you see That is why women have the babies - Nine Months 00:08 Look you see That is why women have the babies It's my mom honey But your mother's dead - Nine Months 00:09 It's my mom honey But your mother's dead Why do you guys really come here - Nine Months 00:28 Why do you guys really come here I had you as a baboon Okay Sorry - Nine Months 00:13 I had you as a baboon Okay Sorry It's not one thing it's your mother - Nine Months 00:06 It's not one thing it's your mother You cheap shit - Nine Months 00:27 You cheap shit Are you okay - Nine Months 00:32 Are you okay Well think you commie bastard - Nine Months 00:07 Well think you commie bastard I'm not gonna buy your damn video But the kids will love it - Nine Months 00:54 I'm not gonna buy your damn video But the kids will... I'll shove an Arnie Loves You lunch box up your ass - Nine Months 00:05 I'll shove an Arnie Loves You lunch box up your ass I would walk over there and kick your bony little ass - Nine Months 00:08 I would walk over there and kick your bony little ass I just don't think we should make love until we talk to the doctor - Nine Months 00:35 I just don't think we should make love until we talk to... I cannot believe you're fighting now - Nine Months 00:10 I cannot believe you're fighting now Samuel stop - Nine Months 00:35 Samuel stop Get off the phone and drive limey scumbag - Nine Months 00:07 Get off the phone and drive limey scumbag I'm sorry Are you all right My leg is broken - Nine Months 00:32 I'm sorry Are you all right My leg is broken I'm sorry Are you all right Get me out of here - Nine Months 00:10 I'm sorry Are you all right Get me out of here

Cast

Samuel Faulkner - Hugh Grant
Rebecca Taylor - Julianne Moore
Marty Dwyer - Tom Arnold
Gail Dwyer - Joan Cusack
Sean Fletcher - Jeff Goldblum
All Cast