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If I had a dollar for every kilometre of good advice I got from the old man, I'd be a...

If I had a dollar for every kilometre of good advice I got from the old man, I'd be a multimillionaire

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If I had a dollar for every kilometre
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of good advice I got from the old man,
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I'd be a multimillionaire.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:43
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
animation, comedy
Production
Gary Sanchez Productions,Funny or Die,CBS Studios

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Movie Summary

Two low-level cops who have spent too much time in a car; two criminals who are kept in the dark; two dispatch workers who haven't really clicked; and two Mexican tunnelers who are in a small space considering they've only just met.
S01 • E04 Yeah. And he was playing with a little miniature chopper. - No Activity 00:05
Yeah. And he was playing with a little miniature chopper.
S01 • E06 - Oh, really? - And he just does not know - No Activity 00:08
- Oh, really? - And he just does not know
S01 • E04 I mean, it sounds... It sounds ridiculous. - No Activity 00:05
I mean, it sounds... It sounds ridiculous.
S01 • E04 In context, it was incredibly offensive, incredibly abusive. - No Activity 00:04
In context, it was incredibly offensive, incredibly abusive.
S01 • E05 And, um, oh, my God, it's just... relentless. - No Activity 00:05
And, um, oh, my God, it's just... relentless.
S01 • E03 The kids are around going, "Give me lollies," - No Activity 00:05
The kids are around going, "Give me lollies,"
S01 • E04 Yeah, I'm appreciative of your care for me. - No Activity 00:04
Yeah, I'm appreciative of your care for me.
S01 • E07 Yeah. It’s on. [LAUGHS] - No Activity 00:04
Yeah. It’s on. [LAUGHS]
S01 • E02 I mean, it's been about three hours since a call. - No Activity 00:04
I mean, it's been about three hours since a call.
S01 • E05 And "Mehmehmehmeh! You missed the turn-off." - No Activity 00:07
And "Mehmehmehmeh! You missed the turn-off."
S01 • E08 Uh, my lunch is in the car, also. - No Activity 00:05
Uh, my lunch is in the car, also.
S01 • E06 But I can't do anything, - No Activity 00:04
But I can't do anything,
S01 • E02 Does anything really ever happen here much? - No Activity 00:05
Does anything really ever happen here much?
S01 • E01 - It's hot. - You're representing the police force. - No Activity 00:04
- It's hot. - You're representing the police force...
S01 • E04 - Who was it for? - It was meant for my dad. - No Activity 00:04
- Who was it for? - It was meant for my dad.
S01 • E06 I mean, my guy's not family, but, uh, - No Activity 00:06
I mean, my guy's not family, but, uh,
S01 • E04 "No worries, big boy"? To your dad? - No Activity 00:04
"No worries, big boy"? To your dad?
S01 • E03 You know that stuff that you go, "What the hell is that?!" - No Activity 00:06
You know that stuff that you go, "What the hell is that...
S01 • E05 And, you know, it's lovely and God bless family, - No Activity 00:09
And, you know, it's lovely and God bless family,
S01 • E01 Jesus wept. - No Activity 00:04
Jesus wept.