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No Hard Feelings

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On the brink of losing her home, Maddie finds an intriguing job listing: helicopter parents looking for someone to bring their introverted 19-year-old son out of his shell before college. She has one summer to make him a man or di...

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Genre

comedy, romance

Production

Excellent Cadaver,Odenkirk Provissiero Entertainment,Columbia Pictures,Saks Picture Company

Homepage

https://www.nohardfeelingsmovie.com

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Gary what the fuckCourt order for asset seizurePay your property taxes MaddieNo this is a mistake I'm negotiating a payment scheduleGuess they're done negotiatingSo they take my car I'm an Uber driverNot my problem - No Hard Feelings

Gary what the fuckCourt order for asset seizurePay your...

This feels good. - No Hard Feelings

This feels good.

My sister was right about youWait your sister who was arrested for elder abuse - No Hard Feelings

My sister was right about youWait your sister who was...

Hi, Gary. - No Hard Feelings

I'm gonna... - No Hard Feelings

Hey. What the hell are you doing? Trying to save my house! - No Hard Feelings

Hey. What the hell are you doing? Trying to save my house!

You gotta get it together, Maddie. - No Hard Feelings

You gotta get it together, Maddie.

Gotta get it together, Maddie. - No Hard Feelings

Gotta get it together, Maddie.

So these rich fucks move in
and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit. - No Hard Feelings

So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It�...

- You'll pay it off.
- Not without a car, man. - No Hard Feelings

- You'll pay it off. - Not without a car, man.

Any idea how much money I lose
every day I'm not Ubering? - No Hard Feelings

Any idea how much money I lose every day I'm not Uberin...

These people are moving in trying to push me outDo you have any idea what that feels likeCourse you do Thanks - No Hard Feelings

These people are moving in trying to push me outDo you have...

These people are moving in,
trying to push me out? - No Hard Feelings

These people are moving in, trying to push me out?

Course you do. - No Hard Feelings

Come on, dawg. - No Hard Feelings

Hey, hey, hey. Stop that.
What is going on here? - No Hard Feelings

Hey, hey, hey. Stop that. What is going on here?

You know what We cannot start off the summer like this okayYou could be a bitch any other month of the yearBe a bitch in October Be a bitch in MarchDon't be a bitch in June OkayThese people keep our lights on - No Hard Feelings

You know what We cannot start off the summer like this...

You know what? We cannot start off
the summer like this, okay? - No Hard Feelings

You know what? We cannot start off the summer like this, oka...

You're not gonna find anything
on Craigslist. I've looked. - No Hard Feelings

You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've...

You could always sell your kidneyYou could sell your hair your plasma your eggsThe human body's a cash cow People don't understand thatJim I can feel our baby getting dumber - No Hard Feelings

You could always sell your kidneyYou could sell your hair...

No. Ugh. I can't stand the thought
of those summer people - No Hard Feelings

No. Ugh. I can't stand the thought of those summer peop...

He's a wonderful young man,
extremely smart, but socially very shy. - No Hard Feelings

He's a wonderful young man, extremely smart, but social...

We're looking for an attractive,
kind, intelligent woman, - No Hard Feelings

We're looking for an attractive, kind, intelligent woma...

In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal,
clean, rust-free, 40K miles. - No Hard Feelings

In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal, clean, rust-...

Serious inquiries only." - No Hard Feelings

Serious inquiries only."

You won't rent your house outbut now you'll rent out your vagThe adults are talkingJust 'cause I'm a guy I can't express an opinionExactly Yeah shut up YeahYou have a Road Runner tattoo covering your entire backDon't think you should tell anybody what to - No Hard Feelings

You won't rent your house outbut now you'll rent...

You won't even rent your house out, - No Hard Feelings

You won't even rent your house out,

Just surprised you're considering this That's allI've had a one night stand before and gotten zero Buick Regals for it - No Hard Feelings

Just surprised you're considering this That's...

I've had a one-night stand before
and gotten zero Buick Regals for it. - No Hard Feelings

I've had a one-night stand before and gotten zero Buick...

Babe you don't know this but women have all sorts of reasons for having sexI had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morningI've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of CatanI had sex once on a first date'cause I thought he was gonna - No Hard Feelings

Babe you don't know this but women have all sorts of...

Babe, you don't know this, but women have
all sorts of reasons for having sex. - No Hard Feelings

Babe, you don't know this, but women have all sorts of ...

I had sex once on a first date - No Hard Feelings

I had sex once on a first date

- You're with me now, babe.
- She's talking about you, dumbass. - No Hard Feelings

- You're with me now, babe. - She's talking about ...

Yeah! Epic! Waves are firing. No tourists. -You guys are missing out. -It's probably not even real. - No Hard Feelings

Yeah! Epic! Waves are firing. No tourists. -You guys are...

- You guys are missing out.
- It's probably not even real. - No Hard Feelings

- You guys are missing out. - It's probably not even re...

Oh, yeah. Kid would cream his shorts
as soon as he saw you. - No Hard Feelings

Oh, yeah. Kid would cream his shorts as soon as he saw you.

- Then you can just drive right home.
- Oh, my God. - No Hard Feelings

- Then you can just drive right home. - Oh, my God.

- It's cold as fuck--
- Go in the ocean. - No Hard Feelings

- It's cold as fuck-- - Go in the ocean.

♪ No walls! ♪ - No Hard Feelings

♪ No walls! ♪

Maddie. - No Hard Feelings

I just want you to know, - No Hard Feelings

I just want you to know,

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself. - No Hard Feelings

So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

I meant to ask this on the phone,
but how old are you? - No Hard Feelings

I meant to ask this on the phone, but how old are you?

WellI know you were looking for someone early to mid 20sI'm slightly older Right How oldI just turned 29Recently Last yearSo you're 29 Last yearAnd how old are you like right nowOne more year older So 30Yeah 32 - No Hard Feelings

WellI know you were looking for someone early to mid...

I know you were looking for someone
early to mid-20s. - No Hard Feelings

I know you were looking for someone early to mid-20s.

I'm assuming that I'm here
because you haven't found anyone yet, - No Hard Feelings

I'm assuming that I'm here because you haven'...

What you need is someone
who looks like a peer, - No Hard Feelings

What you need is someone who looks like a peer,

Percy is so loving,
and he is so sensitive, - No Hard Feelings

Percy is so loving, and he is so sensitive,

You know, and as a mother, - No Hard Feelings

You know, and as a mother,

He's always on his phone,
doesn't come out of his room, - No Hard Feelings

He's always on his phone, doesn't come out of his ...

Doesn't drink, doesn't go to parties,
doesn't drive. - No Hard Feelings

Doesn't drink, doesn't go to parties, doesn't...

Not a professional,
just a girl who needs a car. - No Hard Feelings

Not a professional, just a girl who needs a car.

Yeah. We didn't come by this easily. - No Hard Feelings

Yeah. We didn't come by this easily.

- We're at the end of our rope.
- I was shy when I was Percy's age. - No Hard Feelings

- We're at the end of our rope. - I was shy when I was ...

But I dated this girl
right before I went to college, - No Hard Feelings

But I dated this girl right before I went to college,

Anyway, by the time I got to college, - No Hard Feelings

Anyway, by the time I got to college,

- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy.
- Is this him? - No Hard Feelings

- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him...

And he's not gayNo We've seen his Internet historyYeah the porn is graphic but not gayA little gay Large groups of people - No Hard Feelings

And he's not gayNo We've seen his Internet...

A little gay. Large groups of people. - No Hard Feelings

A little gay. Large groups of people.

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth,
but does it have to be a Buick? - No Hard Feelings

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but does it have to b...

Okay, then, why don't you date Percy
and the Buick is yours? - No Hard Feelings

Okay, then, why don't you date Percy and the Buick is y...

So when you say date himdo you mean date him or date himYes Yeah that's correctDate him Date him hardOkayI'll date his brains out - No Hard Feelings

So when you say date himdo you mean date him or date himYes...

So when you say date him, - No Hard Feelings

So when you say date him,

Also, it would devastate him,
which would defeat the purpose - No Hard Feelings

Also, it would devastate him, which would defeat the purpose

We thought maybe you could go
and act like you want to adopt a dog. - No Hard Feelings

We thought maybe you could go and act like you want to adopt...

And I don't see this happening, - No Hard Feelings

And I don't see this happening,

Hi. Can I interest you in some unconditional love? -Looking for something to slobber on you? -Can he - No Hard Feelings

Hi. Can I interest you in some unconditional love? -Looking...

Hi. Can I interest you
in some unconditional love? - No Hard Feelings

Hi. Can I interest you in some unconditional love?

- Looking for something to slobber on you?
- Can he help me? - No Hard Feelings

- Looking for something to slobber on you? - Can he help me?

Well, he mostly works with the dogs.
I deal with the people. - No Hard Feelings

Well, he mostly works with the dogs. I deal with the people.

Mind if I touch your wiener? - No Hard Feelings

Mind if I touch your wiener?

Um, the most messed up is Milo. - No Hard Feelings

Um, the most messed up is Milo.

He was a drug dog for the state police,
but they forced him into retirement - No Hard Feelings

He was a drug dog for the state police, but they forced him ...

I have to ask you a couple questions - No Hard Feelings

I have to ask you a couple questions

So is there, like,
an office or somewhere private? - No Hard Feelings

So is there, like, an office or somewhere private?

Spouse? - No Hard Feelings

"Childless." - No Hard Feelings

Why do you want to adopt a dogBecause I can't have dogs of my own - No Hard Feelings

Why do you want to adopt a dogBecause I can't have dogs...

And what do you plan to do with the dog if you move? - No Hard Feelings

And what do you plan to do with the dog if you move?

Oh, what? - No Hard Feelings

Come on Gotta be more questionsYes there are but I have to start closing upSo yeah You can come back another day thoughI might not want a dog another dayI want a dog right nowWell then pet ownership may not be for youYou sound a lot like the kind of - No Hard Feelings

Come on Gotta be more questionsYes there are but I have to...

Yes, there are,
but I have to start closing up. - No Hard Feelings

Yes, there are, but I have to start closing up.

You sound a lot like the kind of person
we would normally take a dog from. - No Hard Feelings

You sound a lot like the kind of person we would normally ta...

- You're on the way.
- How do you know where I live? - No Hard Feelings

- You're on the way. - How do you know where I live?

Everything under control? - No Hard Feelings

Everything under control?

Hey, Crispin, what's the company policy
about leaving early? - No Hard Feelings

Hey, Crispin, what's the company policy about leaving e...

-That's your car? - No Hard Feelings

-That's your car?

This sucks, but I just remembered
I rode my bike here, so... - No Hard Feelings

This sucks, but I just remembered I rode my bike here, so...

Oh, come on. - No Hard Feelings

I mean, whatever. - No Hard Feelings

I mean, whatever.

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On the brink of losing her home, Maddie finds an intriguing job listing: helicopter parents looking for someone to bring their introverted 19-year-old son out of his shell before college. She has one summer to make him a man or di...

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Production: Excellent Cadaver,Odenkirk Provissiero Entertainment,Columbia Pictures,Saks Picture Company

Genre: comedy, romance

Year: 2023

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Homepage: https://www.nohardfeelingsmovie.com