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Maddie

No Hard Feelings

Maddie. It's me, Doug Khan. We went to high school together.Remember? I... I ran varsity...

No Hard Feelings • 2023

Maddie. It's me, Doug Khan. We went to high school together.Remember? I... I ran varsity track? I had that sweet cherry-red Miata? I had sex with our Spanish teacher,Mrs Walsh. Doug Khan! You were on TV. Didn't Miss Walsh go to jail? No. Mrs Khan did. We got married. But, you know... they never run that story. How can I help you, Doug? Well, I'm a real estate broker now. I don't have to tell you,this is a fabulous neighbourhood. I mean, an acre on this street? Name your price, Maddie. -It was great catching up, Doug.-Listen, come on. If you don't pay off your lien,the county's gonna fire-sale your house. You'll lose half of what it's worth.Let me list it, you'll get full price. So they can tear this whole thing down?Stay off my yard, Doug

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Maddie

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It's me Doug Khan

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We went to high school together Remember I

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I ran varsity track

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I had that sweet cherry red Miata

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I had sex with our Spanish teacher Mrs Walsh

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Doug Khan You were on TV

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Didn't Miss Walsh go to jail

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No

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Mrs Khan did

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We got married

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But you know

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they never run that story

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How can I help you Doug

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Well I'm a real estate broker now

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I don't have to tell you this is a fabulous neighbourhood

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I mean an acre on this street

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Name your price Maddie

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It was great catching up Doug Listen come on

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If you don't pay off your lien the county's gonna fire sale your house

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You'll lose half of what it's worth Let me list it you'll get full price

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So they can tear this whole thing down Stay off my yard Doug

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مادي

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هذا أنا دوغ خان

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كن ا في الثانوية مع ا أتذكرينني

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شاركت في المضمار الرياضي

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كنت أمتلك سي ارة مياتا لونها كالكرز

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مارست الجنس مع معل مة الإسباني ة السي دة والش

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دوغ خان ظهرت في التلفاز

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هل ز ج بالسي دة والش في الحبس

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كل ا

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ز ج بالسي دة خان

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لقد تزو جنا

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ولكن لعلمك

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هذه القص ة لم ت نشر

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كيف لي أن أساعدك يا دوغ

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أعمل وسيط عقاري حالي ا

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لا يتعي ن علي إخبارك إن هذا الحي رائع

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إن ه قريب على الشارع

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حد دي سعرك يا مادي

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س ررت بلقائك يا دوغ إسمعي بحق ك

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إن لم تسد دي ضرائب ممتلكاتك فإن البلدية ستبيع منزلك

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ستخسرين نصف ثمن ملكيتك

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دعيني أدرج المنزل وستحصلين على سعره بالكامل

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إذن هل ي مكنهم تدميره بالكامل

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إبتعد عن ملكي تي يا دوغ

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ম য ড

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আম ড গ খ ন

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আমর একস থ হ ইস ক ল পড় ছ মন ন ই

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ভ র স ট র দ ড় প রত য গ ত য় দ ড় ত ম

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আম ক স ই চ র ল ল ম য ট ব ইক চ ল য ছ

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স প য ন শ ট চ র র স থ স ক স কর ছ ল ম ম স স ওয় লশ

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ড গ খ ন ট ভ ত ও ত ম ক দ খ গ ছ

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ম স ওয় লশ ন জ ল গ য় ছ ল

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ন

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ম স স খ ন গ য় ছ ল

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আমর ততদ ন ব য় কর ফ ল ছ ল ম

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তব ত ম জ ন

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ওর এই ইত হ স স ভ ব ক থ ও প রচ র কর ন

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ক ভ ব স হ য য করত প র ড গ

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এখন আম র য় ল অ য স ট ট ব র ক র

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এই এল ক ট আসল দ র ণ

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ব শ ষ কর এখ নক র এই এক একর জম ট

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ট ক র ম ল যট বল ম য ড

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ত ম র স থ কথ বল ভ ল ল গল ড গ একট কথ শ ন

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যদ ত ম ল ন পর শ ধ ন করত প র সরক র এমন ত ই ত ম র ব স ন ল ম ত লব

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ত ম অর ধ ক ম ল য প ব আম র ক ছ ব চ প র ট ক ট প ব

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ত হল ত র প র ব ড় ট হ ত ন র ধ ন দ করছ চল য ও ড গ

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C'est moi Doug Khan

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Du lycée

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Je faisais de l'athlétisme

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J'avais une Mazda MX 5 rouge

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J'ai couché avec la prof d'espagnol

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Doug Khan

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T'es passé à la télé Mlle Walsh est allée en taule

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Non

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Mme Khan oui

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On s'est mariés

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Mais évidemment ils n'en ont jamais parlé

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Et tu veux quoi

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Je suis agent immobilier

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Il est dingue ce quartier

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4 000 m² sur cette rue

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Ton prix sera le mien

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C'était cool de te revoir

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Écoute

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Si tu paies pas tes dettes ta maison sera vendue aux enchères

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au rabais

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Moi je te la vends au prix

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Pour qu'ils la démolissent

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Dégage de mon jardin

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Maddie

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Ich bin's Doug Khan

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Aus der Schulzeit

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Weißt du noch

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Ich war Leichtathlet

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Mit dem süßen kirschroten Miata

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Ich hab die Spanischlehrerin gebumst

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Doug Khan

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Du warst im Fernsehen

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Kam Mrs Walsh nicht in den Knast Nein

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Mrs Kahn aber schon

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Wir haben geheiratet

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Aber natürlich

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erwähnt das nie jemand

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Was willst du von mir

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Ich bin ja jetzt Immobilienmakler

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Ich muss dir nicht sagen wie toll das Wohnviertel ist

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Ein halber Hektar in dieser Straße

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Nenn deinen Preis

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War schön dich zu sehen

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Komm schon

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Wenn du die Steuern nicht zahlst wird dein Haus versteigert

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Du verlierst die Hälfte vom Wert Ich hol dir den vollen

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Damit sie hier alles abreißen

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Komm nicht wieder Doug

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Maddie

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Ini aku Doug Khan

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Kita satu SMA Ingat Aku

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Aku pemimpin tim lari

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Aku punya Miata merah cantik itu

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Aku bercinta dengan guru bahasa Spanyol Bu Walsh

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Doug Khan Kau masuk televisi

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Bukankah Bu Walsh masuk penjara

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Tidak

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Ny Khan yang dipenjara

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Kami menikah

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Tapi kau tahu

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berita itu tak disiarkan

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Apa yang bisa kubantu Doug

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Sekarang aku agen properti

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Aku tak perlu bilang bahwa ini lingkungan yang baik

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Satu ekar di jalan ini

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Sebut hargamu Maddie

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Senang mengobrol Doug Ayolah

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Jika kau tak bayar hak gadaimu Pemda akan mengobral rumahmu

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Separuh nilainya akan hilang Kuurus kau dapat harga penuh

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Agar mereka bisa merobohkannya Jauhi halamanku Doug

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Мэдди

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Это я Даг Хан

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Мы вместе учились в школе Помнишь

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Я играл за школьную команду

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Ездил на Миате вишневого цвета

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Я переспал с миссис Уолш учительницей испанского

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Даг Хан Тебя показывали по телеку

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Разве мисс Уолш не посадили

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Нет

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Миссис Хан посадили

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Мы поженились

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Но понимаешь

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Об этом никто не сообщал

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Чем могу помочь Даг

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Я агент по продаже недвижимости

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Ты и сама знаешь что это чудесный район

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Один гектар на этой улице

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Назови цену Мэдди

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Была рада видеть Даг Да перестань

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Если не погасишь залог округ продаст дом по сниженной цене

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В два раза дешевле А если его продам я получишь полную цену

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Чтобы потом мой дом снесли Держись подальше от моего двора

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Maddie

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Soy yo Doug Khan

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Fuimos juntos a la prepa

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Recuerdas

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Estaba en el equipo de atletismo

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Tenía un convertible color cereza

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Me acosté con la Sra Walsh de español

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Doug Khan

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Saliste en TV

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La Sra Walsh no fue a la cárcel

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No

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La Sra Khan sí

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Nos casamos

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Pero pues nunca pasan esa historia

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Qué se te ofrece Doug

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Ahora soy agente de bienes raíces

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Tú sabes que este es un fabuloso vecindario

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El metro cuadrado en esta calle

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Dime el precio Maddie

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Fue un gusto saludarte Doug

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Oye por favor

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Si no pagas tu gravamen el condado liquidará tu casa

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Perderás la mitad de su valor Dame la venta y lo tendrás completo

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Para que tiren todo esto

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Sal de mi jardín Doug

Available in 8 languages

Duration

58 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

00:51:08

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Excellent Cadaver,Odenkirk Provissiero Entertainment,Columbia Pictures,Saks Picture Company

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Movie Summary

On the brink of losing her home, Maddie finds an intriguing job listing: helicopter parents looking for someone to bring their introverted 19-year-old son out of his shell before college. She has one summer to make him a man or di...