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Well, I'm not that old

No Hard Feelings

Well, I'm not that old. I actually know someone who marriedour high school Spanish...

No Hard Feelings • 2023

Well, I'm not that old. I actually know someone who marriedour high school Spanish teacher. Forty-year age difference. Forty years?And that's how old you are, right? No. You guys aren't gonna ask us how we met? How'd you meet? Do you wanna tell them?No, I'll tell them. This is so us. It's actually really random.Maddie came in to adopt a dog. Yeah, but I rejected her applicationbecause she was totally unqualified. But we still hit it off. I mean, the first day we met,I had to Mace her, she was so fucking horny. Percy. Percy, be a gentleman. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We actually have a lot in common.In four years, we'll both be seniors. Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I have to get this,but keep getting to know each other, you know, chat. My favourite people

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Well I'm not that old

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I actually know someone

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who married our high school Spanish teacher

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Forty year age difference

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Forty years And that's how old you are right

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No

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You guys aren't gonna ask us how we met

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How'd you meet

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Do you wanna tell them No I'll tell them This is so us

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It's actually really random Maddie came in to adopt a dog

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Yeah but I rejected her application because she was totally unqualified

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But we still hit it off

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I mean the first day we met I had to Mace her

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she was so fucking horny

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Percy Percy be a gentleman

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I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding

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We actually have a lot in common In four years we'll both be seniors

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Oh I'm so Oh my God I'm so sorry

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I have to get this but keep getting to know each other

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you know chat

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My favourite people

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لست كبيرة جد ا

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حقيقة أعرف شخص ا

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تزو ج من معل مة اللغة الإسباني ة في مدرستنا

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والفارق بينهما 40 سنة

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أربعون سنة وهذا هو عمرك صحيح

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كل ا

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ألن تسألا عن كيفي ة لقائنا

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كيف التقيتما

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أتود ين إخبارهما لا سأخبرهما وهذا يمث لنا

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واقع ا هو لقاء عشوائي جاءت مادي لتتبن ى كلب ا

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ولكن ي رفضت طلبها لأن ها لم تك ن مؤه لة تمام ا

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ولكن نا ما زلنا متفاهم ين

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أو ل مرة التقينا كان علي أن أصطحبها

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فقد كانت راغبة بالجنس

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بيرسي تحل بالخ لق

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إن ني أمزح

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واقع ا تجمعنا مشتركات كثيرة

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وفي أربع سنوات سنكون كلانا كبيرين

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يا إلهي آسف

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علي أن أجيب على الإتصال ولكن واصلوا التعر ف فيما بينكم

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تحد ثوا

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أناسي المحب بون

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আম র অত বয়সও হয়ন

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আম একজনক চ ন য

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আম দ র হ ইস ক ল র স প য ন শ ট চ রক ব য় কর ছ

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৪০ বছর গ য প ছ ল বয়স র

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৪০ বছর ত ম র বয়সট ও ঠ ক এট ই ন

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ন

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ত মর জ জ ঞ স করব ন ওর স থ আম র পর চয় ক ভ ব হল

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ত ম দ র স ক ষ ৎ হল ক ভ ব

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ত ম বলব আচ ছ আম ই বল আমর আমর ই ত

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খ ব স ধ রণ একট ঘটন ম য ড ক ক র দত তক ন ত দ ক ন আসল

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তব ওর আব দন র জ ক ট কর দ য় ছ ল ম ক রণ ও অয গ য ছ ল

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তব ও আম দ র ব শ ম ল হয় গ ল

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দ খ হওয় র প রথম দ ন ই ওক ল ক গ ড় র স প র ম রত হয় ছ ল

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স অন ক হর ন ছ ল স দ ন

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প র স ভদ র আচরণ কর

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মজ করছ ল ম

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আম দ র অন ক ম ল আছ আগ ম চ র বছর আমর দ 'জন ই স ন য়র হয় য ব

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ওহ ম ই গড আম আন তর কভ ব স যর

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ফ নট ধরত ই হব ত মর এক ক ওপরক জ ন চ ল য় য ও

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গল প কর

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আম র প র য় ল কজন

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Je ne suis pas si vieille

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Je connais quelqu'un qui a épousé notre prof d'espagnol

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Ils ont 40 ans d'écart 40 ans

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C'est ton âge non

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Demandez nous où on s'est connus

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Vous vous êtes connus où

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Tu leur racontes Non moi C'est tellement nous

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Maddie voulait adopter un chien

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Mais j'ai refusé elle était complètement incompétente

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Mais ça l'a fait

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J'ai dû la calmer à la lacrymo la chaudasse

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Un peu de respect

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Je rigole

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On a plein de points communs

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Je mûris elle est mûre

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Désolé Je dois répondre mais continuez

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Discutez

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Mes petits chéris

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So alt bin ich gar nicht

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Einer meiner Mitschüler hat sogar unsere Spanischlehrerin geheiratet

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40 Jahre Altersunterschied 40 Jahre

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Und so alt bist du auch Nein

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Wollt ihr wissen wie wir uns trafen

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Erzählt mal

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Willst du Nein lass mich Das ist so typisch für uns

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Eigentlich war's Zufall

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Maddie wollte einen Hund adoptieren

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Aber ich habe ihren Antrag abgelehnt weil sie völlig unqualifiziert war

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Wir mochten uns aber

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Ich musste sie mit Pfefferspray besprühen so geil war sie

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Percy benimm dich

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Ich mache doch nur Spaß

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War ein Witz Wir haben viel gemeinsam

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In vier Jahren sind wir reife Semester

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Tut mir Mein Gott tut mir echt leid Da muss ich ran

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aber lernt euch kennen Plaudert

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Meine Lieblingsmenschen

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Aku tidak setua itu

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Aku kenal orang yang menikahi guru Spanyol SMA kami

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Beda usia 40 tahun

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Empat puluh tahun Setua itukah dirimu

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Tidak

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Kalian tidak tanya bagaimana kami bertemu

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Bagaimana kalian bertemu

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Mau beri tahu mereka Biar aku saja

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Kita cocok sekali

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Perkenalannya acak

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Maddie datang untuk adopsi anjing

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Tapi kutolak permohonannya karena dia tak memenuhi syarat

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Tapi kami tetap saling suka

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Hari pertama bertemu dia kusemprot merica

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dia begitu terangsang

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Percy sopanlah

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Aku bercanda

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Kami punya banyak kemiripan Empat tahun lagi kami sama sama senior

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Astaga Maaf

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Aku harus menerimanya tapi silakan saling mengenal Mengobrol

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Orang orang favoritku

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Не такая я уж и старая

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Я знаю человека

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который женился на учительнице испанского

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Разница в возрасте 40 лет

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Сорок лет Тебе же столько да

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Нет

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Не спросите как мы познакомились

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Как вы познакомились

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Хочешь им сказать Нет я сам Как типично

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Это было случайно Мэдди хотела взять собаку из приюта

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Но я отклонил ее заявку Она совершенно не подходила под требования

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Но мы все равно поладили

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Пришлось брызнуть в нее из баллончика

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Она от меня текла

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Перси будь джентльменом

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Я шучу

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У нас много общего Несмотря на ее возраст

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Боже прошу извинить

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Надо ответить А вы познакомьтесь друг с другом

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поболтайте

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Мои любимые люди

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No soy tan vieja

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Conozco a alguien que se casó con nuestra maestra de español

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Se llevan 40 años

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40 años Y esa es tu edad verdad

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No

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No preguntarán cómo nos conocimos

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Cómo se conocieron

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Quieres contarles No yo lo hago

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Típico de nosotros

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Fue muy al azar

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Maddie fue a adoptar un perro

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Sí pero rechacé su solicitud porque era totalmente inadecuada

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Igual nos entendimos

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Cuando nos conocimos

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la rocié de gas de lo cachonda que estaba

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Percy Sé un caballero

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Es broma es broma

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De hecho tenemos mucho en común

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En 4 años seremos maduros

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Ay qué pena Debo contestar pero por favor

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sigan conociéndose Platiquen

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Mi gente favorita

Available in 8 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

13

Timestamp in Movie

01:13:30

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Excellent Cadaver,Odenkirk Provissiero Entertainment,Columbia Pictures,Saks Picture Company

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Movie Summary

On the brink of losing her home, Maddie finds an intriguing job listing: helicopter parents looking for someone to bring their introverted 19-year-old son out of his shell before college. She has one summer to make him a man or di...