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"No Strings Attached" quotes

No Strings Attached poster
A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it's not long before they learn that they want something more.

Director: Ivan Reitman
Writer: Elizabeth Meriwether, Michael Samonek
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $70,662,220
Released: 21 Jan 2011
Awards: 2 wins & 7 nominations

89 video clips

AdamEmmaAlvinEliShiraTaxi DriverVanessaKatie KurtzmanLisaJoyGuyPatriceSandra KurtzmanDr. MetznerLucyWallaceYoung AdamYoung EmmaMan With DogSam
And I don't care if you think it's too late I'm telling you anyway - No Strings Attached 00:05 And I don't care if you think it's too late... We don't pick who we fall in love with - No Strings Attached 00:09 We don't pick who we fall in love with I made you a Valentine's Day card What - No Strings Attached 00:29 I made you a Valentine's Day card What Oh Adam - No Strings Attached 00:24 Oh Adam I can't stop thinking about him - No Strings Attached 00:34 I can't stop thinking about him I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me - No Strings Attached 00:06 I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going... Taxi Taxi - No Strings Attached 00:16 Taxi Taxi This isn't really my place I mean who am I - No Strings Attached 00:35 This isn't really my place I mean who am I I know this is random I just - No Strings Attached 00:35 I know this is random I just I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together - No Strings Attached 00:08 I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together Hey How'd it go Did you find him - No Strings Attached 00:37 Hey How'd it go Did you find him Ring ring It's the pumpkin patch They want their pumpkins back - No Strings Attached 00:17 Ring ring It's the pumpkin patch They want their... Yep I'm definitely gay - No Strings Attached 00:04 Yep I'm definitely gay Do you want to do this - No Strings Attached 00:28 Do you want to do this It's like a crime scene in my pants - No Strings Attached 00:05 It's like a crime scene in my pants I understand what's going on You're all on the same cycle - No Strings Attached 00:37 I understand what's going on You're all on the... You're fucking my ex girlfriend - No Strings Attached 00:19 You're fucking my ex girlfriend Adam you're wonderful - No Strings Attached 00:07 Adam you're wonderful So what's up with not calling me back - No Strings Attached 00:29 So what's up with not calling me back God I am single as fuck - No Strings Attached 00:05 God I am single as fuck Yeah sometimes my neck gets sore - No Strings Attached 00:08 Yeah sometimes my neck gets sore Can I say something - No Strings Attached 00:17 Can I say something With the height difference - No Strings Attached 00:36 With the height difference When you're married and you do blow - No Strings Attached 00:26 When you're married and you do blow I love it when we're all on the same cycle - No Strings Attached 00:08 I love it when we're all on the same cycle You're crazy - No Strings Attached 00:21 You're crazy Congrats For what Having sex with you - No Strings Attached 00:11 Congrats For what Having sex with you My dad invited me to dinner - No Strings Attached 00:31 My dad invited me to dinner Don't list me as your emergency contact I won't come - No Strings Attached 00:10 Don't list me as your emergency contact I won't... You know I worry about you sometimes - No Strings Attached 00:33 You know I worry about you sometimes OK You know I don't want to freak you out but - No Strings Attached 00:32 OK You know I don't want to freak you out but Hey You can't call me and tell me that you miss me - No Strings Attached 00:20 Hey You can't call me and tell me that you miss me You eat like a baby dinosaur You don't even chew - No Strings Attached 00:06 You eat like a baby dinosaur You don't even chew Hey What - No Strings Attached 00:37 Hey What It was like you were cheering while you were doing it - No Strings Attached 00:17 It was like you were cheering while you were doing it So then when I was like 11 I was in therapy - No Strings Attached 00:15 So then when I was like 11 I was in therapy I can't keep doing this - No Strings Attached 00:26 I can't keep doing this You look like a pumpkin bitch - No Strings Attached 00:04 You look like a pumpkin bitch Hey you know the best part about my gay dads - No Strings Attached 00:13 Hey you know the best part about my gay dads Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon - No Strings Attached 00:09 Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloon How long have you two been together - No Strings Attached 00:17 How long have you two been together Very funny Hit me - No Strings Attached 00:14 Very funny Hit me Go on a date with me - No Strings Attached 00:07 Go on a date with me I'm Emma Kurtzman You tried to finger me - No Strings Attached 00:04 I'm Emma Kurtzman You tried to finger me Who do you think you are the old guy from Up - No Strings Attached 00:04 Who do you think you are the old guy from Up That hole is my bitch - No Strings Attached 00:04 That hole is my bitch Look at my face - No Strings Attached 00:04 Look at my face She was like screaming and crying last night - No Strings Attached 00:36 She was like screaming and crying last night You're right Let's smoke some weed - No Strings Attached 00:05 You're right Let's smoke some weed Listen I want you to know that - No Strings Attached 00:35 Listen I want you to know that Hey it's Adam - No Strings Attached 00:13 Hey it's Adam Are you having sex - No Strings Attached 00:26 Are you having sex She is so good at impressions - No Strings Attached 00:36 She is so good at impressions What's going on - No Strings Attached 00:22 What's going on I'm gonna call every girl in my phone - No Strings Attached 00:12 I'm gonna call every girl in my phone Hey Hey - No Strings Attached 00:13 Hey Hey It looks like it's coming right at me - No Strings Attached 00:05 It looks like it's coming right at me Come on it's it's one date Just do it - No Strings Attached 00:09 Come on it's it's one date Just do it Yes Look in ten years from now - No Strings Attached 00:11 Yes Look in ten years from now I'll be back in like an hour - No Strings Attached 00:10 I'll be back in like an hour You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight - No Strings Attached 00:37 You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonight That was such a fail on my part It's OK - No Strings Attached 00:04 That was such a fail on my part It's OK This is a frat party - No Strings Attached 00:16 This is a frat party Don't call my penis cute - No Strings Attached 00:11 Don't call my penis cute I'd have sex with a pioneer For sure - No Strings Attached 00:05 I'd have sex with a pioneer For sure You want to go with me to this stupid thing - No Strings Attached 00:04 You want to go with me to this stupid thing Did we Yes we did We went to college together - No Strings Attached 00:16 Did we Yes we did We went to college together Did I just pass out on your couch No - No Strings Attached 00:36 Did I just pass out on your couch No I'm the guy she marries Adam - No Strings Attached 00:09 I'm the guy she marries Adam Did you look at it Yeah I looked - No Strings Attached 00:13 Did you look at it Yeah I looked Oh my God Joy I love you so much - No Strings Attached 00:32 Oh my God Joy I love you so much I know this might be hard but just because I'm your ex girlfriend - No Strings Attached 00:34 I know this might be hard but just because I'm your ex... Hey You can't call me and tell me that you miss me - No Strings Attached 00:30 Hey You can't call me and tell me that you miss me We're sluts Emma We're dirty dirty sluts - No Strings Attached 00:14 We're sluts Emma We're dirty dirty sluts Isn't that against your Hippocratic oath - No Strings Attached 00:05 Isn't that against your Hippocratic oath Adam what's going on What happened - No Strings Attached 01:00 Adam what's going on What happened Fuck you Chuck You're very talented but fuck you - No Strings Attached 00:12 Fuck you Chuck You're very talented but fuck you People aren't meant to be together forever - No Strings Attached 00:07 People aren't meant to be together forever I think I'm gonna do it all the time It's gonna get weird - No Strings Attached 00:13 I think I'm gonna do it all the time It's gonna... But I'm not prepared to say that we didn't - No Strings Attached 01:11 But I'm not prepared to say that we didn't I lost him - No Strings Attached 00:05 I lost him Yeah I stuck it in Wow - No Strings Attached 00:06 Yeah I stuck it in Wow You don't have to feel embarrassed because we're all doctors - No Strings Attached 00:13 You don't have to feel embarrassed because we're... Chuck If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time - No Strings Attached 00:11 Chuck If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more... I just pulled a penis out of a VitaminWater yesterday - No Strings Attached 00:14 I just pulled a penis out of a VitaminWater yesterday

Cast

Emma - Natalie Portman
Adam - Ashton Kutcher
Alvin - Kevin Kline
Dr. Metzner - Cary Elwes
Patrice - Greta Gerwig
All Cast