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Congrats For what Having sex with youYeah You did a good job so I thought you deserved a balloon
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No Strings Attached

You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon

Emma:
Congrats? For what, having sex with you?Adam:You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon

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Congrats For what Having sex with you
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Yeah You did a good job so I thought you deserved a balloon
Available in 7 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
843
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:43
Uploaded
Mar 01, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Katalyst Films,The Montecito Picture Company,Handsomecharlie Films

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Movie Summary

A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it's not long before they learn that they want something more.

Actors

Natalie Portman
Emma
Natalie Portman
Ashton Kutcher
Adam
Ashton Kutcher
So what's up with not calling me backI'm not good at this stuff At what talkingYeah talking Communicating Relationship stuffIt's just This isIf we were in a relationshipI'd become a weird scary version of myself andMy throat starts constricting the walls - No Strings Attached 00:25
So what's up with not calling me backI'm not good...
With the height differenceWe stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping meWhat You always do thisYou always find something wrong with everybody who likes youAnd I date guys who have real problemsI date guys who steal my credit cardand then - No Strings Attached 00:44
With the height differenceWe stand next to each other it...
Who do you think you are the old guy from Up - No Strings Attached 00:04
Who do you think you are the old guy from Up
Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloonCan we not tell everyone - No Strings Attached 00:09
Did you have sex with some girl and give her a balloonCan we...
There were so many interesting things going on. - No Strings Attached 00:15
There were so many interesting things going on.
We probably shouldn't snuggle. - No Strings Attached 00:50
We probably shouldn't snuggle.
OK You know I don't want to freak you out butI'd love to hang out with you in the daytime sometimeIt's not really possible I have no timeI work 80 hours a week doing 36 hour shiftsWhat I need is someone who's gonna be in my bed at 2amwho I don't have to - No Strings Attached 01:03
OK You know I don't want to freak you out butI'd...
It's gonna be fun. - No Strings Attached 00:20
It's gonna be fun.
- Hey. - Hey. - No Strings Attached 00:13
- Hey. - Hey.
I'm going to distribute these for an hour or so. - No Strings Attached 00:06
I'm going to distribute these for an hour or so.
Listen, we should keep this simple. - No Strings Attached 00:41
Listen, we should keep this simple.
Don't list me as your emergency contact I won't comeIsn't that against your Hippocratic oathYeah YeahI'd let you die Oh yeah - No Strings Attached 00:10
Don't list me as your emergency contact I won't...
Isn't that against your Hippocratic oath - No Strings Attached 00:05
Isn't that against your Hippocratic oath
I'll be back in like an hourHave funI'm just getting some yogurt - No Strings Attached 00:10
I'll be back in like an hourHave funI'm just...
God I am single as fuck - No Strings Attached 00:05
God I am single as fuck
Oh, my God. - No Strings Attached 00:18
Oh, my God.
It looks like it's coming right at me - No Strings Attached 00:05
It looks like it's coming right at me
Don't call my penis cuteEven if it's dressed up like a Care Bearand it's giving you a Care StareDon't dress up your penis Ever - No Strings Attached 00:11
Don't call my penis cuteEven if it's dressed up...
Does your insurance cover invasive procedures? - No Strings Attached 00:11
Does your insurance cover invasive procedures?
I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me! - No Strings Attached 00:07
I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going...