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I'm 58 years old

No Strings Attached

I'm 58 years old.I've been married three times. Twice. OK. I've got six picturesof my cock...

No Strings Attached • 2011

I'm 58 years old.I've been married three times. Twice. OK. I've got six picturesof my cock on my phone, and two of someone else's, and I'm still pretty highon the cough syrup, so you can take thiswith a grain of salt, but......we don't pickwho we fall in love with. And it never happens like it should

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I'm 58 years old I've been married three times

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Twice

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OK

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I've got six pictures of my cock on my phone

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and two of someone else's

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and I'm still pretty high on the cough syrup

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so you can take this with a grain of salt but

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we don't pick who we fall in love with

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And it never happens like it should

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أنا في الـ58 من عمري وقد تزوجت 3 مرات

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مرتان حسن

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لدي ست صور لقضيبي في هاتفي وصورتان لقضيب شخصان آخران

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ومازلت ثمل جدا جراء شربي شراب السعال

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لذا بإمكانك عدم أخذ كلامي بمعناه الحفري لكننا

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لا نختار من نقع في حبهم ولا يحدث أبدا كما يجب أن يحدث

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J'ai 58 ans J'ai été marié trois fois

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Deux fois

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J'ai six photos de ma queue sur mon téléphone

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et deux d'un autre mec

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et je suis encore bien défoncé

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alors ne le prends pas au pied de la lettre

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on ne choisit pas de tom ber amoureux

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Ça ne suit aucune logique

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Ich bin 58 Jahre alt Ich war drei Mal verheiratet

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Zwei Mal

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OK

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Ich hab sechs Fotos von meinem Schwanz auf meinem Handy

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und zwei von einem anderen

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und ich bin noch high vom Hustensaft

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Du kannst das also mit Vorsicht genießen

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aber man sucht sich nicht aus in wen man sich verliebt

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Und es passiert nie so wie es sollte

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Aku berusia 58 tahun

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Aku sudah menikah tiga kaIi

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Dua kaIi

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Oke

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Aku punya 6 foto

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dari penisku di ponseIku dan dua dari yang Iainnya

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Dan aku masih cukup tinggi pada

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Sirup batuk jadi kau bisa ambiI ini dengan jiwa yang bagus

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Tapi kita tidak memiIih dengan siapa kita jatuh cinta

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Dan itu tidak pernah terjadi seperti itu sudah seharusnya

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Мне 58 лет Я был трижды женат

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Дважды

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Ладно

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У меня шесть фоток моего хрена в телефоне

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и еще два в чужих

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и я еще в сиропе от кашля не самый последний человек

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так что можешь конечно принять это с долей скептицизма

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но мы не выбираем тех в кого влюбляемся

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И никогда это не случается так как должно случиться

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Yo tengo 58 años He estado casado tres veces

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Dos veces

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Tengo 6 fotos de mi pito en mi teléfono y dos del de otro

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y sigo bastante drogado con el jarabe

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así que tómalo con cautela pero

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nosotros no escogemos de quién nos enamoramos

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Y nunca sucede como debería de ser

Available in 7 languages

Duration

27 seconds

Views

21

Timestamp in Movie

01:34:50

Uploaded

Mar 01, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Katalyst Films,The Montecito Picture Company,Handsomecharlie Films

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Movie Summary

A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it's not long before they learn that they want something more.