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It's like a crime scene in my pants
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No Strings Attached

It's like a crime scene in my pants

Patrice:
It's like a crime scene in my pants

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It's like a crime scene in my pants
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
695
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:09
Uploaded
Mar 01, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Katalyst Films,The Montecito Picture Company,Handsomecharlie Films

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Movie Summary

A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it's not long before they learn that they want something more.

Actors

Greta Gerwig
Patrice
Greta Gerwig
Ashton Kutcher
Adam
Ashton Kutcher
Keep bleedin', I keep, keep bleedin' love - No Strings Attached 00:07
Keep bleedin', I keep, keep bleedin' love
Oh, shit. - No Strings Attached 00:33
Oh, shit.
AdamWhatWe fell asleep We were spooningWe were YeahAnd we were spooning with our clothes onwhich is like ten times worse - No Strings Attached 00:22
AdamWhatWe fell asleep We were spooningWe were YeahAnd we...
This is my fault. - No Strings Attached 00:36
This is my fault.
- This is crazy. - No Strings Attached 00:06
- This is crazy.
Adam, this is an emergency. - No Strings Attached 00:18
Adam, this is an emergency.
OK. - No, this is gonna be good for us. - Yeah. - No Strings Attached 00:10
OK. - No, this is gonna be good for us. - Yeah.
Yes Look in ten years from nowyou're gonna be having sex with your wifeAnd it's gonna be in the missionary positionAnd one of you is going to be asleep Yep - No Strings Attached 00:11
Yes Look in ten years from nowyou're gonna be having...
Look at my face - No Strings Attached 00:04
Look at my face
You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonightNo Things were getting too intense so we decided not to see each otheruntil we hook up with other peopleOK Yes Good We are getting laid tonight rightThis is gonna be like Sideways except that you're Paul - No Strings Attached 00:37
You bringing Adam to the Christmas party tonightNo Things...
We're sluts Emma We're dirty dirty sluts - No Strings Attached 00:05
We're sluts Emma We're dirty dirty sluts
Good evening, sir. - No Strings Attached 00:09
Good evening, sir.
- Did you just open the car door for me? - No Strings Attached 00:10
- Did you just open the car door for me?
She is so good at impressionsDo an impression then Yes do an impressionAll right guess who this isDadDad Oh my God that's so cuteI don't know Come onWhere are you I don't knowWhere are you Dad It's NemoYes YeahNemo AmazingI don't know why I didn't get - No Strings Attached 00:48
She is so good at impressionsDo an impression then Yes do an...
Oh my God Joy I love you so muchYou doYeahLisaI love youWait I'm seriously in love with youWait Why didn't you tell me soonerI didn't have the courage Oh my God This is amazingGod you look so beautiful And your eyes are so prettyHave you got Let's do - No Strings Attached 00:32
Oh my God Joy I love you so muchYou doYeahLisaI love youWait...
Hey, hey! - No Strings Attached 00:07
Hey, hey!
You want to get out of here? - No Strings Attached 00:09
You want to get out of here?
Listen, don't fuck one of those girls. - No Strings Attached 00:34
Listen, don't fuck one of those girls.
Are you there? - No Strings Attached 00:10
Are you there?
Taxi TaxiTake me to Adam's houseOK ma'am where's that Where Adam lives - No Strings Attached 00:16
Taxi TaxiTake me to Adam's houseOK ma'am...