"Noises Off" quotes

Noises Off poster
A travelling theater group find so much action going on behind-the-scenes, they almost ruin the performances.

Director: Peter Bogdanovich
Writer: Michael Frayn, Marty Kaplan
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $2,280,148
Released: 20 Mar 1992
Awards: 1 nomination

47 Clips

I'm going to throw up What - Noises Off 00:29
I'm going to throw up What
We have a problem Which one this time - Noises Off 00:10
We have a problem Which one this time
It is kind of a coincidence Freddy yes - Noises Off 00:30
It is kind of a coincidence Freddy yes
You wait in the study Study study Oh - Noises Off 00:06
You wait in the study Study study Oh
I've heard of people being stuck with a problem but this is ridiculous - Noises Off 00:07
I've heard of people being stuck with a problem but this is...
I've got to get the 8 40 to New York - Noises Off 00:36
I've got to get the 8 40 to New York
Is there anyone else in the house - Noises Off 00:17
Is there anyone else in the house
No they're next to the study in the phone - Noises Off 00:37
No they're next to the study in the phone
When I think I used to do banks - Noises Off 00:08
When I think I used to do banks
Lloyd will choke on his sweets Garry darling - Noises Off 00:06
Lloyd will choke on his sweets Garry darling
I shouldn't buy anything as tarty - Noises Off 00:37
I shouldn't buy anything as tarty
And Brooke Yes - Noises Off 00:11
And Brooke Yes
As long as Dotty's happy Absolutely - Noises Off 00:11
As long as Dotty's happy Absolutely
I've been working on Hamlet You think he needs it more - Noises Off 00:06
I've been working on Hamlet You think he needs it more
Hang up the phone leave the sardines and go out with the newspaper - Noises Off 00:08
Hang up the phone leave the sardines and go out with the...
Ooh yes A line A prompt - Noises Off 00:08
Ooh yes A line A prompt
I'm sorry but you've got to hear because I'm pregnant - Noises Off 00:13
I'm sorry but you've got to hear because I'm pregnant
What are we waiting for Her 1 8th birthday - Noises Off 00:06
What are we waiting for Her 1 8th birthday
Oh my God Who are you I'm Philip - Noises Off 00:08
Oh my God Who are you I'm Philip
But nothing could have prepared us for the final horror - Noises Off 00:11
But nothing could have prepared us for the final horror
Don't tell me I'm not here You haven't hurt himself - Noises Off 00:06
Don't tell me I'm not here You haven't hurt himself
I knew you'd think of something From Belinda and Freddy's entrance - Noises Off 00:35
I knew you'd think of something From Belinda and Freddy's...
Now I've lost the newspaper Sardines - Noises Off 00:16
Now I've lost the newspaper Sardines
It could be I understand all that - Noises Off 00:33
It could be I understand all that
I see all that Oh no - Noises Off 00:36
I see all that Oh no
Don't worry It's just the tech It's the dress Garry - Noises Off 00:11
Don't worry It's just the tech It's the dress Garry
I mean I'm standing here with this hot water bottle in my hand - Noises Off 00:06
I mean I'm standing here with this hot water bottle in my...
Freddy I'll rephrase that On we blindly stumble - Noises Off 00:05
Freddy I'll rephrase that On we blindly stumble
Lucky I can't see far with this leg - Noises Off 00:05
Lucky I can't see far with this leg
Yes everything's nice and paranormal here - Noises Off 00:05
Yes everything's nice and paranormal here
Everybody but one man - Noises Off 00:25
Everybody but one man
Look at it - Noises Off 00:32
Look at it
I've forgotten the sardines - Noises Off 00:15
I've forgotten the sardines
I'm not running away I just don't like watching a car crash - Noises Off 00:35
I'm not running away I just don't like watching a car crash
Great shindig going on back there I thought Tim should know - Noises Off 00:29
Great shindig going on back there I thought Tim should know
Let me tell you about my life - Noises Off 00:33
Let me tell you about my life
And God said Where the hell is Tim - Noises Off 00:19
And God said Where the hell is Tim
And don't fall down Tim We may not be insured - Noises Off 00:06
And don't fall down Tim We may not be insured
Don't worry Think of the first night as the dress - Noises Off 00:26
Don't worry Think of the first night as the dress
No I take the sardines - Noises Off 00:35
No I take the sardines
My God Like the band playing on as the Titanic sank - Noises Off 00:06
My God Like the band playing on as the Titanic sank
Is anything wrong with your seat It's facing the stage - Noises Off 00:06
Is anything wrong with your seat It's facing the stage
Am I on No no - Noises Off 00:06
Am I on No no
Lloyd let me just say one thing - Noises Off 00:19
Lloyd let me just say one thing
What the fuck is going on Lloyd - Noises Off 00:30
What the fuck is going on Lloyd
I know what God felt like when he sat in the dark creating the world - Noises Off 00:11
I know what God felt like when he sat in the dark creating...
Am I in Spain No I'm not in Spain I'm in agony that's where I am - Noises Off 00:07
Am I in Spain No I'm not in Spain I'm in agony that's where...

Cast

Dotty Otley - Carol Burnett
Lloyd Fellowes - Michael Caine
Selsdon Mowbray - Denholm Elliott
Poppy Taylor - Julie Hagerty
Belinda Blair - Marilu Henner
Tim Allgood - Mark Linn-Baker
Frederick Dallas - Christopher Reeve
Garry Lejeune - John Ritter
Brooke Ashton - Nicollette Sheridan
Des Moines Stagehand - Katie Rich
Miami Stagehand - Zoe R. Cassavetes
Cleveland Stagehand - Kim Sebastian
Broadway Stagehand - Louise Stratten
Miami Backstage Guard - J. Christopher Sullivan
Miami Usher - Kimberly Neville
Miami Electrician - Cleveland O'Neal III
Company Lighting Technician - Roger Michelson
Company Soundman - Joe Hanna
Miami Backstage Visitor - Rosie De Sanctis
Broadway Usher - Jack McCall
Broadway Usher - Keith Crowningshield
Broadway Usher - Andrew Mapp
Broadway Theatergoer - Diana Agostini
New York Bum at Curb - Bronson Dudley
New York Backstage Doorman - Drummond Erskine
Des Moines Additional Stagehand - Roger Armstrong
Des Moines Additional Stagehand - Dick Corman
Miami Additional Stagehand - Wendy Wilson
Miami Additional Stagehand - Matt Gottlieb
Miami Additional Stagehand - Dana Marley
Theatre Crowd - Forest Baker
Audience - Jorga Caye
Extra - Don Roberts
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