I've just come for me sardines. Well, I'm sorry, I thought there was no one here. I'm not...
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[Dotty enters with the detached receiver and a small shovel]
Dotty:
I've just come for me sardines.
[Gary yells in surprise, she gives a sarcastic yell back]
Gary:
Well, I'm sorry, I thought there was no one here.
Dotty:
I'm not here. I don't know where I am.
Gary:
I'm from the agency.
[she tries to put the receiver down, but finds that the rest of the phone is missing]
Dotty:
Lost the phone now.
Gary:
Squire, Squire, Hackem and Dudley.
Dotty:
Never lost the phone before.
Gary:
I'm Tramplemain.
Dotty:
I know, I'll just put it up here in case anyone wants it, look!
[she hangs the receiver on a lampshade]
Gary:
Oh, right, thanks. No, no, I just dropped in to go into a few things - well, to check some of the measurements - do one or two odd jobs.
Dotty:
Now the plate's gone.
Gary:
Oh, and a client: I'm showing a prospective tenant over the house.
Brooke:
What's wrong with this door?
[Dotty begins looking under the sofa cushions for the plate]
Gary:
She's thinking of renting it, her interest is definitely aroused!
Brooke:
[bursting out of the bathroom]
That's not the bedroom!
[Dotty looks behind the sofa]
Gary:
The bedroom? No, no, no, that's the downstairs bathroom and WC suite! And this is the housekeeper, Mrs. Crocket.
[he walks onto the sardines on the floor]
Dotty:
Sardines! Here, sardines!
Brooke:
Oh, hi!
Gary:
She's not really here.
Dotty:
You *stepped* on 'em!
[she pounds Gary's feet with the shovel]
Transcript
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I'll just go and fix some more sardines to celebrate
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I didn't get this I'm not here I'm in Spain
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But if I didn't get it I didn't open it
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Darling
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I never had a handle like this Didn't you
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I shouldn't buy anything this brassy Or did you give it to me
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I should never have touched it It's lovely
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Stick it down put it back Never saw it
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I'll put it in the attic in case anyone else wants to have a try
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All right Now the study door's closed again What's going on
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Knocking Upstairs
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There's something in the linen Oh my God
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Listen I can't I can't because the handle seems to have
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You'll just have to Come on
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Whatever's in there Can you hear me darling
Clip duration: 61 seconds
Views: 133
Timestamp in movie: 01h 28m 56s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A travelling theater group find so much action going on behind-the-scenes, they almost ruin the performances.
Comments
00:12 Yes everything's nice and paranormal here
00:05 Lucky I can't see far with this leg
00:05 Freddy I'll rephrase that On we blindly stumble
00:11 Don't worry It's just the tech It's the dress...
00:33 It could be I understand all that
00:25 Now I've lost the newspaper Sardines
00:44 I knew you'd think of something From Belinda and...
00:07 Don't tell me I'm not here You haven't hurt...
00:21 But nothing could have prepared us for the final horror
00:15 Oh my God Who are you I'm Philip
00:14 What are we waiting for Her 1 8th birthday
00:15 I'm sorry but you've got to hear because I'm...
00:09 Ooh yes A line A prompt
00:12 Hang up the phone leave the sardines and go out with the...
00:06 I've been working on Hamlet You think he needs it more
00:11 As long as Dotty's happy Absolutely
00:10 And Brooke Yes
00:40 I shouldn't buy anything as tarty
00:07 Lloyd will choke on his sweets Garry darling
00:17 When I think I used to do banks