Tim, let me tell you about my life in the Big Apple. I have Hamlet's ghost on the phone...
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Lloyd:
Tim, let me tell you about my life in the Big Apple. I have Hamlet's ghost on the phone for an hour every evening after rehearsal complaining that Polonius is sucking sourballs through his speeches. Claudius is off every afternoon doing a soap, and Gertrude is off the entire week doing a commercial for Gallo wine. Hamlet himself, would you believe, has come down with a psychological problem. Then, last night, Brooke rings me to say that she's very unhappy here and she's got herself a doctor's certificate for nervous exhaustion. I haven't got the time to find and rehearse a new Vicky. I have just one afternoon, while Hamlet sees his shrink and Ophelia starts divorce proceedings, to cure Brooke of her nervous exhaustion with no medical aids, except a little whiskey - you've got the whiskey - a few flowers - you've got money for the flowers - and a certain fading bedside manner. So, I haven't come to the theater to hear about other people's probelms. I've come to be taken out of myself, and, preferably, not put back again.
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Let me tell you about my life
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Hamlet's ghost complains every evening
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that Polonius is sucking sourballs through his speeches
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Claudius is off doing a soap and Gertrude is off doing a commercial
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Hamlet himself has come down with a psychological problem
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Then Brooke rings to say she's got a doctor's certificate for exhaustion
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I can't find a new Vicki
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I have just one afternoon while Hamlet sees his shrink
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to cure Brooke of her exhaustion with some whisky
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a few flowers you've got the money and a certain fading bedside manner
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I haven't come to hear others' problems
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but to be taken out of myself and not put back
Clip duration: 50 seconds
Views: 131
Timestamp in movie: 00h 50m 08s
Uploaded: 27 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A travelling theater group find so much action going on behind-the-scenes, they almost ruin the performances.
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00:59 Great shindig going on back there I thought Tim should know
00:35 I'm not running away I just don't like watching a...
00:18 I've forgotten the sardines
00:52 Look at it
01:01 Everybody but one man
00:12 Yes everything's nice and paranormal here
00:05 Lucky I can't see far with this leg
00:05 Freddy I'll rephrase that On we blindly stumble
00:11 Don't worry It's just the tech It's the dress...
00:33 It could be I understand all that
00:25 Now I've lost the newspaper Sardines
00:44 I knew you'd think of something From Belinda and...
00:07 Don't tell me I'm not here You haven't hurt...
00:21 But nothing could have prepared us for the final horror
00:15 Oh my God Who are you I'm Philip
00:14 What are we waiting for Her 1 8th birthday
00:15 I'm sorry but you've got to hear because I'm...
00:09 Ooh yes A line A prompt
00:12 Hang up the phone leave the sardines and go out with the...
00:06 I've been working on Hamlet You think he needs it more