"Norbit" quotes

Norbit poster
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.

Director: Brian Robbins
Writer: Eddie Murphy, Charlie Murphy, Jay Scherick
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 27/100
ImdbRating: 4.1
BoxOffice: $95,673,607
Released: 09 Feb 2007
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 8 wins & 9 nominations total

42 Clips

I say Hell to the no - Norbit 00:37
I say Hell to the no
One day I find the girI of my dreams And then you marry a gorilla - Norbit 00:33
One day I find the girI of my dreams And then you marry a...
Norbit let me talk to you for a second - Norbit 00:36
Norbit let me talk to you for a second
Look at that dog over there eyeballing me - Norbit 00:32
Look at that dog over there eyeballing me
What is this Norbit - Norbit 00:30
What is this Norbit
I raise Norbit He like my own child - Norbit 00:33
I raise Norbit He like my own child
That's enough Enough Enough Enough Enough - Norbit 00:15
That's enough Enough Enough Enough Enough
Dearly beloved - Norbit 00:37
Dearly beloved
Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be there - Norbit 00:37
Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be there
I wanna be a ho How do I apply - Norbit 00:05
I wanna be a ho How do I apply
Poor Norbit Man - Norbit 00:22
Poor Norbit Man
You messed up boy That's right - Norbit 00:14
You messed up boy That's right
Did you say titty bar Titties - Norbit 00:04
Did you say titty bar Titties
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me - Norbit 00:08
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Hi Hey Good morning Rasputia - Norbit 00:15
Hi Hey Good morning Rasputia
Hi Hey Good morning Rasputia - Norbit 00:18
Hi Hey Good morning Rasputia
Oh hell to the no - Norbit 00:03
Oh hell to the no
What's wrong - Norbit 00:06
What's wrong
Norbit Buster's a guest in our home - Norbit 00:16
Norbit Buster's a guest in our home
Bingo Right in the blow hole - Norbit 00:05
Bingo Right in the blow hole
Yes For a limited time only we are proud to present to you - Norbit 00:35
Yes For a limited time only we are proud to present to you
Where the hell you going Norbit - Norbit 00:12
Where the hell you going Norbit
Tap tap tap Tap it off Tap tap Tap - Norbit 00:21
Tap tap tap Tap it off Tap tap Tap
I'm gonna rip your head off Rasputia - Norbit 00:22
I'm gonna rip your head off Rasputia
Pray bitch pray - Norbit 00:03
Pray bitch pray
Tuesday Tuesday - Norbit 00:09
Tuesday Tuesday
When you buy the ones that say Ribbed for her pleasure - Norbit 00:10
When you buy the ones that say Ribbed for her pleasure
Norbit where you go Why you run off like little bitch - Norbit 00:06
Norbit where you go Why you run off like little bitch
God damn it Norbit - Norbit 00:34
God damn it Norbit
Oh yes Norbit can't you tell I'm getting a little belly - Norbit 00:06
Oh yes Norbit can't you tell I'm getting a little belly
Once a loser always a loser huh Now come on Let's go - Norbit 00:37
Once a loser always a loser huh Now come on Let's go
Yes it did - Norbit 00:08
Yes it did
Did somebody just call me a whale - Norbit 00:06
Did somebody just call me a whale
Here you go Norbit Saved the best piece for you - Norbit 00:13
Here you go Norbit Saved the best piece for you
Excuse me ma'am - Norbit 00:12
Excuse me ma'am
It's raining little white women - Norbit 00:09
It's raining little white women
Go over there and get me another wine cooler - Norbit 00:25
Go over there and get me another wine cooler
Lloyd what am I gonna do - Norbit 00:06
Lloyd what am I gonna do
How you doing - Norbit 00:04
How you doing
Then who was eating a turkey ass - Norbit 00:07
Then who was eating a turkey ass
Black people run fast but problem even faster - Norbit 00:15
Black people run fast but problem even faster
Excuse me ma'am We have a 300 pound weight limit - Norbit 00:15
Excuse me ma'am We have a 300 pound weight limit

Cast

Norbit - Eddie Murphy
Kate Thomas - Thandiwe Newton
Big Jack Latimore - Terry Crews
Earl Latimore - Clifton Powell
Blue Latimore - Lester Speight
Deion Hughes - Cuba Gooding Jr.
Pope Sweet Jesus - Eddie Griffin
Lord Have Mercy - Katt Williams
Abe the Tailor - Floyd Levine
Giovanni - Anthony Russell
Mrs. Henderson - Pat Crawford Brown
Mrs. Coleman - Jeanette Miller
Morris the Barber - Michael Colyar
Buster - Marlon Wayans
Mrs. Ling Ling Wong - Alexis Rhee
Norbit - Age 5 - Khamani Griffin
Norbit - Age 9 - Austin Reid
Rasputia - Age 10 - Lindsey Sims-Lewis
Kate - Age 5 - China Anderson
Event Organizer - Kristen Schaal
Excited Man on TV - Rob Huebel
Boy at Schoolyard - Mason Knight
Norbit - Age 17 - Jonathan Robinson
Rasputia - Age 17 - Lola St. Vil
Preacher - Richard Gant
Shop Owner - Susan Beaubian
Attendant - John Gatins
Teen Attendant - Laura Ortiz
Kid at Water Park - Miles Robbins
Floyd the Dog - Charlie Murphy
Ex-Wife - Sara Sanderson
Ex-Wife - Smith Cho
Beautician - Esther Friedman
Beautician - Lonnie Henderson
Beautician - Carmen Rojas
Puppeteer - Frank Langley
Charlie - Don Johnson
Little Girl in the Pool - Jesse Mendel
Orphan Girl - Kayren Wallace
Moonbounce Kid - Kendra McCulty
Moonbounce Kid - Amanda Sawyer
Moonbounce Kid - Cameron Ur
Kissing Booth Girl - Lisa Marie Fernandez
Basketball Kid - Taylor Kennedy
Basketball Kid - Hakeem Washington
Booty Shaker Girl - Fumi Desalu-Vold
Rib Shack Waitress - Sammy B. Willis
Rib Shack Waitress - Shyann Shane Lee
Giovanni Staff - Richard Corgiat
Giovanni Staff - Marc De'Antone
Giovanni Staff - Vince Micelli
Female Vocalist - Ollie Rasbury
Male Vocalist - Donald Bell
Wedding Guest - Ron Cole
Wedding Guest - Eurydice Davis
Bar Patron - George Angelo
Bar Patron - Anthony Vela
Choir Member - Sally Stevens
Choir Member - Kathryn Bostic
Choir Member - Louis Price
Choir Member - Carmen Twillie
Choir Member - Maxine Waters Willard
Choir Member - Oren Waters
Choir Member - John J West
Choir Member - Terry Wood
Choir Member - Craig Copeland
Choir Member - Wendy Fraser
Choir Member - Alex Brown
Choir Member - Bob Joyce
Choir Member - Teri Eiko Koide
Choir Member - Gerald White
Choir Member - Guy Maeda
Choir Member - Clydene Jackson
Choir Member - Kipp Lennon
Choir Member - Alvin Chea
Choir Member - Josef Powell
Choir Member - Darryl Phinnessee
Choir Member - Donna Medine
Dancer - Lucas Raynaud
Dancer - Celestina
Pope's Posse - Trisha Carman
Lifeguard - Kevin Cater
Carnival Guy - David Goldsmith
Town Man - Sean Hampton
Riley Choir Member - Kevon Kane
Mrs. Thomas - Jennifer Lauren
Deion's Kid #1 - Flavia Nanko
Deion's Kid #3 - Sarah Nanko
Dancer - Monica Precie
Randy Simon - Alex Richard
Background - Lamonte Rogers
Stripper - Bruna Rubio
Wedding Guest - David Sampen
5-Year-Old Norbit's Orphan Playmate - Haleigh Ward