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Dearly belovedwe are gathered here todayI objectOh for Christ's sakeNorbit NorbitNorbitNorbitThis wedding is a sham and I'm here to stop itNorbit what are you doingI'm being a man for the first time

You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last...

Norbit • 2007

Preacher:
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...Norbit:I object!Preacher: Oh, for Christ sake!Mr. Wong: Norbit.Pope Sweet Jesus, Lord Have Mercy: Norbit!Kate Thomas: Norbit!Choir: Norbit-t-t-t!Norbit:This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.Kate Thomas:Norbit, what are you doing?Norbit:I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.Rasputia: What the hell did you just say?Norbit:You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH!

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Dearly beloved

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we are gathered here today

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I object

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Oh for Christ's sake

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Norbit Norbit

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Norbit

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Norbit

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This wedding is a sham and I'm here to stop it

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Norbit what are you doing

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I'm being a man for the first time in my life Kate

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Kate I love you

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What the hell did you just say

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You heard what I said strumpet I love Kate

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That's right I love you Kate

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And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me

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than my whole entire miserable life with you Rasputia

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It's over Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your bitch

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ايها المحبوب

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نحن سويا هنا اليوم

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اعترض

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اوووه من اجل المسيح

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نوربت نوربت

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نوربت

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نوربت

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هذا الزواج عار ويجب ان يتوقف

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نوربت ماذا تفعل

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سوف اكون رجل لاول مرة في الحياه كيت

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كيت انا احبك

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ماذا قلت لتوك

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سمعتي الذي قلته كيت انا احبك

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هذا صحيح انا احبك كيت

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واخر اسبوعان قضيتهم معك عنوا لي الكثير

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اكثر من كل حياتي التعيسة معك يا راسبيوشا

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انتهى الامر نوربت البرت ريس لم يعد عاهرتك

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Mes biens chers frères nous sommes réunis

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Mes biens chers frères nous sommes réunis

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Je m'y oppose

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Nom de Dieu

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Ce mariage est une imposture et je viens l'interrompre

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Norbit qu'est ce que tu fais

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Je suis un homme pour la première fois de ma vie

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Kate je t'aime

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T'as dit quoi là

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T'as très bien entendu catin

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J'aime Kate C'est vrai je t'aime Kate

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Les deux semaines qu'on a passées ensemble

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ont compté plus pour moi que ma vie de chien avec toi Rasputia

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C'est fini Norbit Albert Rice n'est plus ta pute

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Liebes Brautpaar

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wir sind heute zusammengekommen

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Einspruch

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Oh HimmeI nochmaI

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Norbit Norbit

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Norbit

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Norbit

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Die Hochzeit ist ein Trick und ich werde sie verhindern

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Norbit was machst du denn

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Ich bin zum ersten MaI im Leben ein Mann Kate

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Kate ich Iiebe dich

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Was zum TeufeI hast du gerade gesagt

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Hast du doch gehört du Hure Ich Iiebe Kate

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Genau Ich Iiebe dich Kate

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Und die Ietzten beiden Wochen die wir zusammen verbrachten

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bedeuteten mir mehr aIs mein erbärmIiches Leben mit dir

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Es ist aus Norbit AIbert Rice ist nicht Iänger dein WaschIappen

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Посмотри на себя осел На велосипеде не умеешь ездить

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Умею меня Кейт научила

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Братья и сестры Особенно это касается братьев

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Когда вы покупаете презервативы с надписью Ребристая поверхность

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выверните их наизнанку и они доставят вам радость

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Скажите хором Аминь Аминь

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Итак поговорим о ребристых поверхностях и радостях

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Спешите Только сейчас мы можем предложить вам

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шашлыки ребрышки ягненка с хреном

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и горчицей ребрышки зажаренные в арахисовом масле

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с легкой приправой из специй с листьями ромашки

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все это с салатом из одуванчиков выложено на блюде с рисом

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Покупайте блюдо сутенеров кости получите в подарок

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Нет хватит разговоров

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Пора вернуться к венчанию

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Queridos hermanos estamos aquí reunidos

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Objeción

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Por el amor de Dios

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Norbit Norbit

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Norbit

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Esta boda es una vergüenza

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y estoy aquí para impedir que se lleve a cabo

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Norbit qué haces

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Estoy siendo un hombre por primera vez en mi vida

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Kate

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Kate te amo

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Qué demonios dijiste

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Oíste perfectamente Amo a Kate

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Así es Te amo Kate

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Y las dos semanas que pasé contigo

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han significado más para mí

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que la vida que he vivido contigo Rasputia

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Se acabó

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No quiero más nada contigo perra

Available in 6 languages

Duration

48 seconds

Views

2,119

Timestamp in Movie

01:29:14

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Tollin/Robbins Productions,Davis Entertainment,DreamWorks Pictures,Eddie Murphy Productions

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Movie Summary

A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.

Actors

Preacher

Norbit

Kate Thomas

Thandiwe Newton

Lifeguard