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Norbit

I wanna be a ho. How do I apply?

Norbit • 2007
Event Organizer:
I wanna be a ho. How do I apply?

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I wanna be a ho How do I apply
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
3,076
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:47
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Tollin/Robbins Productions,Davis Entertainment,DreamWorks Pictures,Eddie Murphy Productions

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Movie Summary

A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.

Actors

Kristen Schaal
Event Organizer
Kristen Schaal
- Come here. - Norbit 00:34
- Come here.
Go over there and get me another wine coolerIt's hot as hell out here Don't you see I'm swelteringRasputia you can't drink wine Why the hell notYou're with child With child I ain't with noOh that was I had gas I still got itThere's your child Now go get - Norbit 00:34
Go over there and get me another wine coolerIt's hot as...
Twins! Hey! You come back here! - Oh, my God! - Move your fat ass, boy. Look, you got one! Get him. - Norbit 00:49
Twins! Hey! You come back here! - Oh, my God! - Move your...
Y'all better give me my hat. - Norbit 00:09
Y'all better give me my hat.
You think I'm playing? - Norbit 00:25
You think I'm playing?
Dance, Norbit, dance! Come on! - Norbit 00:22
Dance, Norbit, dance! Come on!
It's raining little white women. - Norbit 00:09
It's raining little white women.
You little bastards. - Norbit 00:12
You little bastards.
Where the hell is Norbit with that wine cooler? - Norbit 00:07
Where the hell is Norbit with that wine cooler?
Oh, hell, no. - Norbit 00:40
Oh, hell, no.
Are you sure you're okay, Norbit? - Norbit 00:24
Are you sure you're okay, Norbit?
Did you say titty bar Titties - Norbit 00:04
Did you say titty bar Titties
Oh, my God, Deion. - Norbit 00:38
Oh, my God, Deion.
Norbit! - Norbit 00:54
Norbit!
Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be thereYou mean Miss Ling LingYou know damn well I ain't talking about no Miss Ling LingI'm talking about Miss Thing Thing from that picnicMiss Thing Thing from the picnicWho are you talking about sweetheart I don't - Norbit 00:54
Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be thereYou mean Miss Ling...
Excuse me ma'amWhatAre you wearing bottomsOf course I'm wearing bottoms - Norbit 00:12
Excuse me ma'amWhatAre you wearing bottomsOf course...
Well... Congratulations, then. Thanks. - Yeah. - I'm really happy. Oh, so am I. It's wonderful. So, - Norbit 00:22
Well... Congratulations, then. Thanks. - Yeah. - I'm...
What are you looking at, Norbit? - Norbit 00:22
What are you looking at, Norbit?
Excuse me ma'am We have a 300 pound weight limitI don't weigh no damn 300 pounds I weigh 165 How you doing - Norbit 00:15
Excuse me ma'am We have a 300 pound weight limitI...
I don't weigh no damn 300 pounds. - Norbit 00:11
I don't weigh no damn 300 pounds.