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God damn it, Norbit

God damn it, Norbit. How many times I got to tell you, whenyou drive my car, don't adjust...

Norbit • 2007

God damn it, Norbit. How many times I got to tell you, whenyou drive my car, don't adjust my seat! - I haven't touched your seat.- Then why is it up so damn far? It looks like it's backas far as it goes, Rasputia. No, you moved it. I can tell, 'cause look, when I inhale,my titty make the horn honk. Listen. You see that? - That ain't right.- I hear it. That scientifically provethat you was adjusting my seat. - That's not science.- It is. Now just let it go. - It's not science.- I said let it go. - I'm just...- I said it was science, God damn it

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God damn it Norbit

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How many times I got to tell you when you drive my car don't adjust my seat

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I haven't touched your seat Then why is it up so damn far

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It looks like it's back as far as it goes Rasputia

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No you moved it I can tell 'cause look

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when I inhale my titty make the horn honk Listen

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You see that

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That ain't right I hear it

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That scientifically prove that you was adjusting my seat

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That's not science It is Now just let it go

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It's not science I said let it go

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I'm just I said it was science God damn it

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اللعنة نوربت

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كم مرة علي ان اخبرك انه عندما تقود سيارتي لا تعدل في مقعدي

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انا لم المس مقعدك اذن لما هو مرتفع جدا

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يبدو ان ظهره راجع الى اقصى حد راسبيوشا

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لا انت حركه يمكنني ان اقول هذا بسبب

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عندما استنشق صدري يضرب الزامور اسمع

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اترى

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هذا ليس صحيح اسمع

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هذا اثبات علمي انك حركت مقعدي

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هذا ليس علمي بلى انه كذلك والان دع هذا الامر

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هذا ليس علمي فقط دع الامر يمر

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انا فقط انه علمي عليك اللعنة

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Norbit je t'ai déjà dit

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de pas dérégler mon siège

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J'ai rien fait Alors pourquoi il est si près

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Je crois qu'il est reculé à fond Rasputia

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Non tu l'as bougé

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Mes lolos appuient sur le klaxon Écoute

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Tu vois

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C'est pas normal J'ai entendu

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C'est la preuve scientifique que t'y as touché

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C'est pas de la science Si

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C'est pas de la science Tais toi

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Je dis juste C'est de la science

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Verdammt Norbit

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Du weißt doch Fährst du meinen Wagen Iass die Finger vom Sitz

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Ich habe den Sitz nicht berührt Warum steht der dann so hoch

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Sieht aus aIs sei er so weit zurück wie mögIich Rasputia

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Nein du hast ihn versteIIt

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Wenn ich einatme kommt meine Titte an die Hupe Hör zu

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Siehst du

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Das stimmt so nicht Ich höre es

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Der wissenschaftIiche Beweis dass du ihn versteIIt hast

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Das ist nicht wissenschaftIich Oh doch Basta

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Ist es nicht Ich sagte basta

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Ich woIIte nur Es ist wissenschaftIich verdammt

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я не позволю себя терроризировать

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ни одной собаке на моей территории

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Мне это осточертело Я куплю дробовик

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И у нее появится причина полаять

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когда я буду всаживать пульки в ее поганую задницу

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Я теряю тут время я могу опоздать на урок танцев

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Черт побери Норбит

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Сколько раз я тебе говорила в моей машине не переставляй сиденье

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Я до него не дотрагивался Почему же оно так отодвинуто

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Похоже что спинка уже в крайнем положении Распутия

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Нет ты его двигал Потому что Смотри

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я вдыхаю и сиськи давят на сигнал Слышишь

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Maldita sea

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Cuántas veces tengo que decirte

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que cuando tomes mi auto no me ajustes el asiento

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No toqué tu asiento Entonces por qué está tan estrecho

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Yo creo que está en su lugar Rasputia

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No me digas que está en su lugar Las tetas me chocan con la bocina

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Ves eso

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Eso no está bien

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Esa es la prueba científica de que ajustaste mi asiento

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No es una ciencia Pero lo ajustaste

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No es una ciencia Pero lo ajustaste

Available in 6 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

758

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:29

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Tollin/Robbins Productions,Davis Entertainment,DreamWorks Pictures,Eddie Murphy Productions

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Movie Summary

A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.