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Kate and I were always together.Playing checkers... - Oh, man.- Yes!...watching scary movies. Why, we even pooped together. And then one day, Kate and I decidedthat we should tie the knot. We got marriedunder the great big oak tree. I now pronounce you my wife. And I pronounce you my husband. It's watermelon. Yours is green apple. I think it's time for us to kiss now
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Kate and I were always together Playing checkers
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Oh man Yes
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watching scary movies
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Why we even pooped together
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And then one day Kate and I decided that we should tie the knot
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We got married under the great big oak tree
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I now pronounce you my wife
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And I pronounce you my husband
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It's watermelon
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Yours is green apple
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I think it's time for us to kiss now
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Movie Summary
A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.