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Kate and I were always together

Kate and I were always together.Playing checkers... - Oh, man.- Yes!...watching scary...

Norbit • 2007

Kate and I were always together.Playing checkers... - Oh, man.- Yes!...watching scary movies. Why, we even pooped together. And then one day, Kate and I decidedthat we should tie the knot. We got marriedunder the great big oak tree. I now pronounce you my wife. And I pronounce you my husband. It's watermelon. Yours is green apple. I think it's time for us to kiss now

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Kate and I were always together Playing checkers

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Oh man Yes

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watching scary movies

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Why we even pooped together

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And then one day Kate and I decided that we should tie the knot

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We got married under the great big oak tree

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I now pronounce you my wife

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And I pronounce you my husband

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It's watermelon

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Yours is green apple

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I think it's time for us to kiss now

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كيت وانا كنا دائما سويا نلعب التشكس

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اوه اجل اجل

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نشاهد افلام الرعب

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حتى اننا كنا نذهب للمرحاض سويا

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وفي احد الايام قررنا انا وكيت ان نرتبط

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تزوجنا تحت شجرة كبيرة

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والان اعلنكي زوجتي

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واعلنك زوجي

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انه البطيخ

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وانت لديك تفاح اخضر

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اعتقد انه وقتنا لنقبل بعضنا

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Kate et moi on était toujours ensemble On jouait aux dames

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On regardait des films d'horreur

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On faisait même caca ensemble

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Puis un jour on a décidé d'officialiser notre relation

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On s'est mariés sous le grand chêne

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Je te déclare ma femme

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Et moi je te déclare mon mari

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Elle est à la pastèque

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Et la tienne à la pomme

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Je crois que c'est là qu'on s'embrasse

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Kate und ich waren immer zusammen Wir spielten Dame

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Oh Mann Ja

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sahen Gruselfilme

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Wir gingen sogar zusammen aufs Klo

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Und eines Tages entschieden Kate und ich dass wir heiraten sollten

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Wir heirateten unter der großen Eiche

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Ich erkIäre dich zu meiner Ehefrau

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Und ich erkIäre dich zu meinem Ehemann

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Es ist WassermeIone

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Deins ist grüner ApfeI

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Ich denke wir soIIten uns jetzt küssen

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Мы с Кейт были неразлучны Играли в шашки

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Надо же Вот так

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смотрели ужастики

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Мы даже на горшке сидели вместе

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В один прекрасный день мы с Кейт решили сыграть свадьбу

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Мы поженились под большим дубом

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Теперь я объявляю тебя моей женой

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А я объявляю тебя моим мужем

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Это арбуз

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А тебе зеленое яблоко

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По моему нам пора поцеловаться

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Kate y yo siempre andábamos juntos

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Jugábamos ajedrez

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Veíamos películas de miedo

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Hasta hacíamos caca juntos

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Y una tarde Kate y yo decidimos sellar nuestra unión

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Nos casamos bajo el gran roble

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Te declaro mi esposa

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Y yo te declaro mi esposo

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Es de melón

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El tuyo es de manzana

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Creo que ahora debemos besarnos

Available in 6 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

27

Timestamp in Movie

00:03:32

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Tollin/Robbins Productions,Davis Entertainment,DreamWorks Pictures,Eddie Murphy Productions

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Movie Summary

A mild-mannered guy, who is married to a monstrous woman, meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.